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    Female Perspective - Friend Zone

    A crucial difference - I'll give the example of a night out. Girls can and will go out for a fun night where they're not out to look for guys. In contrast, with guys there is always at least an undercurrent, if not an overt goal, of picking up and seducing women.
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    Female Perspective - Friend Zone

    The Enrichment Centre wishes to remind you that the friend zone is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance. But in all seriousness, being friend zoned isn't about being a 'nice guy', it's about not being BOLD. You can't get anywhere in life by being timid, or being...
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    Call of Duty: Everyone Else

    Found huge cavern in minecraft. SO much iron. Created large rail network to get to a desert island. Forgot to sleep.
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    First thought in your head when you see a hot girl

    "Is she with a friend?" If yes - wimp out If no - talk!
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    I AM A MONSTER TRUCK THAT WALKS LIKE A MAN!

    BC2, whichever level it is with the jungles and the lighthouse. 20 tickets to go, one M-COM station left to blow up in the second part of the map. It's been a standoff for a good while. Figuring that we need to make some ballsy move to win the game, me and my three other friends sprint...
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    Why do you get up in the morning?

    Because my computer is over here, and my bed is over there.
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    Women, and their attraction to jerks.

    Man I'm pretty sure your mmo clan would understand if you said 'sorry guys maybe next time, sexy taaahms'. :P Who said anything about a date? :P But really I think you should just get out there and do something, as I posted before, everything in life starts of cripplingly difficult then...
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    Women, and their attraction to jerks.

    Hey! Hey! What are you trying to say, huh? I'm a geek, and I wouldn't pass up sex for a mere game! Although.. that is one of the reasons I have a firm anti-MMO stance. Too many stories of just that sort of thing happening!
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    How do you be a jerk?

    -Swear often and for no reason -Blatantly hit on women with no regard for their reaction -Dress like you're from jersey shore
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    Women, and their attraction to jerks.

    Oh actually, before I forget, number one tip involving women. Do not expect sex to be like porn. Real sex is a lot less smooth and clean and involves a lot more fumbling, failing at simple things like unclasping bra straps, shivering in the muffled dark and quiet nervous giggling.
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    Women, and their attraction to jerks.

    Ahahaha, you had this experience, I gather?
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    Women, and their attraction to jerks.

    An amateur mistake :P I tend to bag out my taste in music as a matter of course (despite it being, obviously, the best taste anybody has ever had in music), just because it's easy and none of my friends are particularly into hard metal or weird indie shit. Plus self deprecation is...
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    Women, and their attraction to jerks.

    Oh by the way, bag girls out about minor stuff only, like Twilight and trashy tv series. Don't bring up religion unless you're SURE they're an atheist, and don't bag out somebody's taste in music. Ever. Seriously that's a crucial part of somebody's identity right there and they'll feel hurt...
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    Women, and their attraction to jerks.

    =D thanks man!
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    Women, and their attraction to jerks.

    Society. As a trade-off, males can go to the toilet on their own, get over things in a short space of time, and don't bleed from the crotch every month. I think we've got the good deal here.