Recent content by The Austin

I disagree. OP: Clint Eastwood. Because he would shoot me as soon as I take my pants off.

It makes me fucking sick that those guys are the kind of people that are over in the middle east representing my country. It's a damn disgrace.

I did read your post, and it was stupid. Just because it isn't good doesn't mean it cannot be compared to a good film. And I'm going to have to deny accepting the prestigious Dunce Cap Award, because you clearly deserve it much more than me.

Just because it isn't good doesn't mean it's not satire. Satire is a genre, not a quality. Iron Sky: it's like Starship Troopers or Dr. Strangelove.

It's Iron Sky; It's satirical. Like Starship Troopers or Dr. Strangelove.

Being single sucks. I hate it; but seeing as I'm a cynical teenager I'm probably not going to find anyone special anytime soon. I just need sombodyyyyy to loooove

I would have turned it into a dube tube, but I guess I'm just not as creative as some.

Why is there a cult/gang/club/whatever based around a rap group? Seriously, I like Snoop Dogg but I don't dress up like a furry and go around kicking people in the shins.

Dude, the .Hack series was awesome. As for me, I still consider Brutal Legend as one of the most awesome games of the current console generation. Too bad it's online multiplayer sucks.

Knowing my luck I'd be the guy who wakes up in a morgue with amnesia. But, all Shadowrun jokes aside, you do bring up solid points. Perhaps I really SHOULD consider hiding in a bunker...

You know what? You're right. The world is probably going to end any minute now, all because of the recession. I'm going to go hide in my bunker.

This is just ridiculous. It was two minutes to midnight when the world was about to bomb each other into submission; And it's five minutes to midnight when, aside from an ECONOMIC recession, everything is pretty alright. What the fuck is 10 minutes to midnight? A world where people get...

.... A game like Skyrim?

+50 Respect points for including the picture of the T-Rex from Joe and Mac. Well played Bob, well played.

I love you. OP: Cheer up mate! I know this will sound cliche and stupid, but you're a teenager! Our lives are filled with angst and suffering! It will get better, all in due time. (Just to let you know, I'm 17, no girlfriend, a bit of a loner. Not the cool kind of loner that rides a...