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"Hall said that Microsoft is releasing it to coincide with "the new wave of products," including Windows 8, Office 15, the next generation of Windows Phones, and the aforementioned Xbox." GOD DAMN IT! I finally have new stuff, and now it's all going to be outdated by something new?! Are you...

*takes off sunglasses* Mother of God... That... Oddly explains a lot. Or nothing. I can't tell which.

Well, the Dead Space games do share a lot in common with the Alien movies, specificly the xenomorphs and necromorphs. 1. -morphs' names are somewhat similar 2. -morphs use vents to move around quickly 3. First entry takes place on a ship 4. Second entry involves some sort of colony (the...

... No. No, no, no. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! Please. Tell me that that was your sick idea of a joke. Please don't tell me that EA's got their hands on that game. Please! They're ruining Dead Space, they ruined Mass Effect, they've ruined Battlefield (I say ruined because I kind of liked Bad...

... Why does no one like Mileena? Why? I just... I don't understand!

... Holy mother of Space Jesus. I suppose that that would finally give me a reason to buy a 3DS. Kind of like how Super Smash Bros. Brawl was my ONLY reason for buying a Wii. And it's still that only reason... Why do these consoles not have very many games I like?

... Enlighten me; of whom (How often do we see THAT word on the Escapist?) are you speaking?

Breaking news! Gordan Freeman is entering the Street Fighter tournament! We now go live reporter Frank West! "Mr. Freeman, is it true you're really entering the Street Fighter tournament! The world wants to know!" "..." And that's video game news for today, I'm Scorpian, come back at 10...

Hmm... Every day I seem to be reminded I forgot to talk about the zombies. Good point, the zombies are about as generic as zombies can get, but I have to say, that just adds to their charm. And that charm almost makes me not want to brutally murder everything and everyone in that poor little...

... This. (Please don't report me) I like my zombie games, I really do, but the characters have a tendency to be... well, shit. Dead Rising (the first one, I haven't played the second) offered somewhat of a change to it by having its special backstories involving psychopaths, escaped...

I love the fact that he mentioned Wind Waker near the beginning. It's the little things, you know? Also, the part about why the main character does what they do was brilliant. OT: Yeah, I'm going to have to agree with everyone else who's commented thus far, while it is nice to see an RPG...

Chess. Ever tried to roleplay while playing chess? I haven't. Ever seen anyone try roleplaying while playing chess against you, while they are losing? It's hilarious. I'm great at chess, and have REALLY weird friends, so chess will never be topped by anything, not even in the fut... *stares in...

... And it's times like this that keep me wondering why Yahtzee hasn't made more games. I mean, Poacher was awesome. The ideas he brings forward like this are pretty awesome. I would buy the games. WHO'S WITH ME?!

... And yet, the kangaroo. ... I don't know where I was going with that. Really, though, I have to wonder: What if Earth got pulled into a black hole? We would get fucked UP, that's what. ... But I imagine it would be hilarious to watch. ... [insert space pun here]