Recent content by the idiot computer

Sledgehammer or whisky bottle or the rooster shaped chilli pepper container. Can't throw a TV at them?

Where can i purchase a shrubbery! Preferably nice and bright.

I see more than 1 product placement... 1st frame, look on the table, is that what i think it is.

Did you get that bus's Registration number! Also yes, fuck my lfe for being so long and boring.

Damn it, can't i watch my porn in peace! I hope the UK isn't under the effect of his so called "kill switch".

I wonder how far back this got derailed?

Damn this is one big bed.

That guy knows me... HEY GUY YOU KNOW ME RIGHT? OT: 2 although still rarer than a goddamn abra.

A non-slip soap.

Ok thn, but don't stand underneath the falling sun, oh and make sure to live next to someone called crazy Dave.

Actually i see logic in this, i mean everyone will think everyone else will got to the mall and think up alternative hiding place. Unless it backfires and everyone in town ends up there.

In all seriousness the loft in my house could serve as a temporary safehouse, unless zombies fly now (Damn zombies and their interbreeding with radioactive flying pigs). Option 1:Grab a nearby object preferably made of metal and sturdy. Gather a short-wave radio, flashlight, spors armor...

No matter where you go in the city you'll run out of water or food sooner or later, so maybe antartica..wait, no. If i can't leave my town and being the UK firearms are out of a 3rd story window, i guess hiding in the underground railway and barricading the tunnels leading to my underground...

Hang on a minute were going off topic, i thought this thread was about doing something nice and being frowned on for it?

Ugghhh...They tell you all the way through life to be kind and courteous... They never tell you what to do if a fist comes your way...