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    Max Payne 3: After the Fall Hits the Stands

    +1 internetz to you what dissapoints me to a degree is that apparently monas death at the end of MP2 is considered kanon when you could "easily" save her by playing the game on the harder difficulty. i really hope im wrong but if not...well, im not a happy camper.
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    Trailers: Tom Clancy's Rainbow 6: Patriots - Debut Trailer

    So that means we can hunt and kill investment fond managers and venture capitalists? I'd buy that game in a heartbeat.
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    Rumor: Dragon Age Getting Multiplayer

    Dont do it, Flight. Its MassEffect in a fantasy setting and brings shame to the brand of BioWare Corp. - the studio that brought us Baldurs Gate and Neverwinter Nights. P.S.: I dont think Dragon Age is BioWare's largest franchise. Not by a long shot.
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    The Big Picture: Science!

    ill just leave this here http://www.imgftw.net/img//170221905.jpg
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    Gamers Upset at Blizzcon's Slur-Ridden Speech

    Oh, come on. It's a clip from a 4 year old interview, back when Motes of Air had value. But now everybody and their mom are pissed off about it because it got dragged into the spotlight at a big convention. We all know Fisher is not exactly the most eloquent person out there plus i guess he was...
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    John Carmack: PC Is Not the "Leading Platform" for Games

    In other news: The sky is blue, water is wet and plants produce oxygen.
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    Epic Games: Unreal Engine 4 Likely in 2014

    Yay! A new generation of hardware based on todays standards....wat. I can already see the specs 8x4ghz, 3gb GPU and a staggering 6gb DDR3 for only ?/$650(but ofc we'll get fucked over again and pay even with taxes 30% more). >_>
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    Rockstar Promises Max Payne 3 Will Still Be Still Noir

    Actions speak louder than words, Mr. Barrera. That said, i dont believe a single word until i see it with my own eyes. P.S.: Oh, and prepare for a true shit storm if you got rid off the Custom Game Option, the graphic novel cutscenes or Mona Sax as a character.
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    Escape to the Movies: Straw Dogs

    its The Last House on The Left all over again. they reaaaaaally had to turn the ending into a happy "good guy takes it all" hollywood thingy. just like the Martyrs remake will feature a ending quote "so you dont want to shoot yourself after the movie is over" - Daniel Stamm
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    IO Refuses To Be "Dictated To" by Fans

    "Hey, Maggie, hand me my bullshit translator, will ya?" "Here you go,Jeff." "Jesus Christ, the things about to explode!" "Whats it saying, Jeff?" "Hold on, let me read it to our audience: You may have brought us and this franchise up but times have changed and there is a bigger crowd in town...
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    Sony Slashes PS3 Price by $50

    Make that thing backwards compatible and you got yourself a deal, Sony. Until then....ALL HAIL THE PC MASTER RACE!
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    Delay But No Demo For Driver: San Francisco on PC

    I hate the concept of vote with your wallet. For that to work i have to gather an army(read millions) of likeminded people to not buy it too and make it public and on top of that i have to hope Ubisoft changes their ways. I know its my only weapon in this "war" but its like fighting with muskets...
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    Dave Perry: Apple, Not Cloud Gaming Threatens Consoles

    And I thought this was already the selling point of gaming consoles in general. Stupid me.
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    New Bethesda Title Features Deus Ex Talent

    http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2011/07/07/arkane-dishonored/ Way more informative article.
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    Trailers: Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Future Soldier Multiplayer First Look

    Yeah, welcome to 2001. CS, Tac-Ops, Day of Defeat and countless others actually punished you for a run'n'gun behaviour. Oh and you might want to correct the listed Platforms. Ubisoft gone console only on this one - no pc version. And nothing of value was lost that day......