Recent content by The Last Melon

Whoops, good catch, I'll edit.

Random documents and audiologs! We find them stuck to noticeboards, we find them under dogs! We're gonna put them in a file and give it a review, When we're bored of all the gameplay and we've nothing else to do! (for those that really needed the lyrics)

I'm pleasantly surprised that there wasn't a single bad joke about the French in this video.

...not sure how I feel about the Imperial Japanese insignia and the Nazi aesthetic, but the rest of it looks pretty cool.

I love me a good Claus von Stauffenberg reference. His handwriting is actually pretty decent considering his injuries, though. Better than mine... http://vonstauffenberg.tumblr.com/image/29429116786 Anyway, I thought that this review was going to be slightly better after reading the Jim...

I really wonder where Yahtzee picked up that habit of saying zee instead of zed. Is that just not a British thing like I always imagined it was? Anyway, somebody suggested Nidhogg last time and I want to echo it. Although the lag might fuck them over a bit. So...maybe not.

I like the shoutout to Flash. I don't know how to embed YouTube links, so I guess this'll have to do: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfmrHTdXgK4

Man, I was expecting them to be a lot better at this. Ah well, Jim sneaks his way to a win once again.

Leaving aside all the controversy that I'd never heard of, I'm a little confused as to why Yahtzee is review this game. Slow release period? Baiting fanboys? Just a sort of general "fuck you"?

Wait, wait, wait...is THAT how you pronounce "err"? Seriously, this threw me for a complete loop, I've spent my entire life pronouncing it "air" and now I don't know what's real anymore.

I'm using Chrome on a Mac...so it's probably one of those things that's the culprit. EDIT: Oh, got it! Forgot to hit enter. Holy fuuuuuu-

...nothing happened for me...

No particular complaints - pretty colours - but am I insane in thinking that it's odd how much MovieBob is going to dominate the new Movies/TV section? I don't have anything against that, or him personally,* but I feel like the section would be improved by adding new voices in the future. Again...

You know what's weird, too? Ubisoft posts a trailer implying Laura Croft is about to be sexually assaulted and the gaming world goes nuts, but this stuff apparently gets by with a free pass? How the hell does this thinking work?

Say what now? I almost didn't believe the bit Yahtzee said about the bomb surgery and had to verify it on YouTube for myself, and now you're telling me there's a gangrape? What the hell is going on in this crazy-ass game?