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    The Worst Part of the Best Game

    Dark Messiah of Might and Magic is easily my favorite game of all time, but some of the lazy voice acting and the fact that they reused the wizard mentor model in the opening cutscene was just unbelieveably lazy and some of the voices where just completely awful (the bright side is most of the...
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    Chicks coming over - Fun 4-player games needed

    For some reason, most girls I know who play videogames tend to like Resident Evil so RE5 would be a good rental, but to be honest no videogame you play, regardless of skill is going to get you laid as far too many people are throwing out there.
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    Poll: Do you play as yourself in an RPG?

    Unless I'm going for completely evil options to explore parts of the game I didn't see the first playthrough, I play as me, but with a BEARD!
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    Escape to the Movies: Paranormal Activity

    Wanna save some time and money on paranormal activity? slam your door a few times, stomp around the house, and yell a lot. I've seen scarier things in public toilets and they don't cost 9$ to see.
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    What enemy have you felt bad about killing?

    Spoiler tags aren't for people who have played the game they're for people who HAVE NOT played the game yet and don't like having parts given away, So thanks for missing the point completely. On-topic: When i shoot the zombies in RE5 with one of the weaker guns in the head and they flail...
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    The right to bear arms / Do we really need a survey to tell us this?

    While the U.S. has more gun crime, countries with stricter control over them typically have more knife crime, so its just a difference of whether you want to be stabbed or shot. I could write some long winded rant for either side but half of you wouldn't read it, and the other half wouldn't...
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    Poll: Should the Escapist make a technical discussion/help forum?

    Since there is some support for this idea I'll try and get it submitted except I have no idea how to do this. anyone know where I can submit this suggestion?
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    Poll: Should the Escapist make a technical discussion/help forum?

    With the number of PC gamers here on The Escapist, I've found it a bit strange that there isn't a forum for technical help and discussion. I've asked for some technical help in the past(in gaming discussion) and nearly every response was helpful and demonstrated some knowledge on the subject...
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    Poll: Is Madoff's sentence too rough?

    I wonder if when he dies if they'll keep the body for the remainder of the time? They won't but it would be hilarious if they did.
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    pen or the sword

    both, I'd write a particularily scathing letter on him with the sword. Something along the lines of "Your odor is not very pleasant at all."
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    I need some help using my 360 controller on my PC.

    To awnser the questions in order: I've been using the xbox controller much more than the mouse and keyboard set-up so I've grown accustomed to it I did the calibration test and everything is working as it should be. Again, thanks for the responses.
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    I need some help using my 360 controller on my PC.

    I heve recently gotten S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chernobyl on my PC and I'm trying to use an xbox 360 controller to play it. Unfortunately, the game won't let me map controls to it and I decided to see if anyone at The Escapist could help me. I'm using windows xp and the controller is listed...
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    Fallout 3 - Point Lookout DLC's Latest News

    Radiated hillbillies? at this point if players are allowed to keep any of thier earlier weapons like the tesla cannon this would be obscenely easy. I wonder if this is supposed to be played early on. looks fun though.
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    Poll: Deadliest Video Game Warrior: Round One, Samus Aran vs. Master Chief

    On top of this every one seems to have forgotten about the variety of equipment MC could use like the bubbble shield or the energy drainer.
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    Poll: Deadliest Video Game Warrior: Round One, Samus Aran vs. Master Chief

    The real outcome would be both samus and MC breaking the fourth wall to beat the crap out of whoever thought of such a stupid idea. Any pairing between characters from different universes is fundamentally retarded. The universes are incompatable so even taking things at face value from the...