Recent content by The_ModeRazor

I absoutely must trample any and all opposition. In Arkham City for instance, I go out of my way to fight armed guards. It takes time, and it's risky (somewhat), but I just have to do it, because god damnit, don't you wave yer guns at me! Strangely enough, I tend to ignore unarmed enemies. In...

People! Listen the fuck up! I have a question to you. The smart ones in particular, but anyone can have a good idea. How do you prove to a person that what they perceive as "logical" and "reasonabe" is, in fact, flying monkeyfuck insane? Because I have no idea whatsoever other than shouting...

I've just seen a video at the end of an IGDaily that involved him getting eaten by a werewolf. Needless to say, it was a little awkward. Especially with the Skyrim Theme tune blasting in the background. captcha: war assmoces? Is that ye olde butcherede englishe for War is Hell?

Another fucking skyrim thread? Good. I have absolutely no problem with that. Breton. One of the Breton presets looks a lot like Johnny Klebitz from The Lost and Damned. (he's one ugly ************ - but I was pretty sure I wouldn't find many people looking like him in the game, and I was correct)

It's there to look at stuff. Why'd they put in the White-Gold Tower? Why the fuck not? Nothing's gonna happen with them I think.

Hey, a fellow arachnophobic person! Hello there. I was kinda like that when I started playing. I mean, giant fucking spiders all up in my monitor screen? Hell naw. But now when I see spiders, I just charge their dumb faces and hack them to bits. I feel like the game kinda... eased my...

Too much power. Absolutely nothing can give him even the slightest challenge. This on the highest difficulty level. Giants, mammoths, dragons, the occasional superpowered random/non-random enemy... pitiful critters at most. Guy on the street hurls some insults at him? Steal the fucker's clothes...

I can't block shit when existence is torn asunder from my radiant aura of hilarious and fucked-up console commands. I don't need them, but they're sure as hell fun.

Yes. Yes, you are the only person out of the... uhhh... 6 million maybe? who plays a Khajiit. Nobody else does. Well, furries probably do. Euch. Wait, I'm a Breton werewolf... DOES THAT MEAN I AM FURRY? *harakiri seppuku in the face*

So... no Wild Card this time around. And I can't side with the . D'aww. Guess I'll see which works better.

Heh... not bad name. Meself, I made a Breton. When I realised that one of the preset faces looks eerily similar to Johnny the Jew from The Lost and Damned (GTA IV), I went with that and named my character Klebitz. Fits in perfectly with his general attitude and the fact that he runs with the...

CRY SOME MOAR!!! (for full effect, remember that this is the dragon shout that summons a heavy-set and oddly cartoonish man wielding a 150kg minigun that fires 200 dollar custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. expenses already paid for in advance) But yeah, I have to...

Elves are NOT human. Of course their appearance might be a little off-putting, because they almost conform to human standards, but not quite enough. And it don't think it's nearly as disturbing as you think. I've sank quite some time into Skyrim, and actually thought the new look (because...

Are you an axe wielding, heavily muscled mercenary in a fantasy world who got his tattoos running with a gang of other marauders back when? Are you a crook doing prison time/just having finished it and not planning on properly integrating into society? Are tattoos a meaningful part of your...