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    Jimquisition: Mass Effect 3: A Gay Erotic Love Story

    I spit Kool-Aid on my screen when he said "dick-sucking lips."
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    The last song you listened to is now your country's national anthem.

    The last song of "Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog." Sorry, America. You're welcome Neil Patrick Harris.
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    Poll: Poll: Are you sick of Skyrim threads and polls

    I'm sick of "I'm sick of 'I'm sick of Skyrim threads'" replies. They're damn annoying and in no way clever.
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    Why do you suppose Canada is never a civilation choice in the Civilation games?

    How dare you! America was in the hearts of all mankind from the very beginning. Freedom. McDonald's. Mission Accomplished.
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    Jimquisition: The Ugly Secret of Horror Games

    Jim, I'm afraid you've missed the mark on this one. Yours seems like a rather sheltered opinion. If you've ever been threatened with a deadly weapon, gotten into a dire fistfight, or worked with dangerous animals (all of the above apply to me), then you know the scariest things are those...
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    Poll: Students launch a poster campaign against racist costume

    That costume is awesome.
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    Court Shoots Down Bethesda's Scrolls Request

    Trust me, the lawyers are only doing it because the executives asked them to. They'd much rather be relaxing in their plush offices writing new end user licensing agreements to strip you of the few rights you still possess.
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    And you thought Online Passes were bad.

    I think it's been long accepted in the gaming community that Bobby Kotick is Satan.
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    It's not the best, but it's still my favorite.

    What? Don't be silly. I think everyone agrees that Majora's Mask was a game of superior quality. Most people just have such fond memories of OoT that they get lost in the nostalgia. Just look at the original post on this thread. MM is to OoT what ME2 is to ME.
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    Poll: Anwar al-Awlaki's Death: Justice or Assassination?

    It's kind of hard to do all those funny little due process things to criminals hiding overseas and actively waging war against us. Pretty sure the framers would understand. And "state secrets" is just another way of saying "he's an enemy combatant sheltered by a foreign state that won't assist...
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    Poll: Anwar al-Awlaki's Death: Justice or Assassination?

    What a silly conversation. He was CLEARLY guilty of treason and the constitutionally prescribed punishment is death. I don't see the slippery slope here.
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    Non-Americans: How do you view us?

    This thread is a case-in-point of why Americans are disliked. The very question you're asking could not be more blind and narcissistic. For every one French, German, Egyptian, Chinese, or Brazilian saying "What do you think about my people?" there are a hundred Americans asking the same...
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    Playing Morrowind soon. Any tips I should know?

    This isn't true. Everybody talks about cliff racers as being the game's biggest nightmare. The answer to cliff racers is "Marksman." My Bosmer stealth character had the best playthrough of any of my Morrowind builds, and Marksman was one of the reasons. The combination of Bound Longbow and...
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    Poll: Guild Wars 2 vs Star Wars: The Old Republic

    Hahaha. Not even a debate. Guild Wars 2 is clearly going to be superior. I think even Bioware has accepted that already.
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    Slavery: The Game "Become The Most Powerful Slavetrader"

    Pretty damn sure this is just a well conceived prank. +1 to the minds behind it.