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    Destiny Beta Characters Will Not Transfer to Final Game

    Peasant console gamers. This is the standard affair for such things. Granted there are a few games recently that have carried over from Beta to Live without a character wipe...actually I can only think of Warframe and Firefall that've carried over, but that's mostly due to being in open beta...
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    LoadingReadyRun: Drugs, Drugs, Drugs

    To be fair, watching Speed followed by Speed 2 is pretty much crack. Also "It's...hyphenated!" had me cracking up pretty hard.
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    Dark Souls II Hi-Fidelity Screenshots Removed From Steam

    Well, at least until (I'm assuming) someone comes along and makes a mod for it enabling such features. Or not. Either way the game is prettier and runs more smooth than Dark Souls did so whichever works for me.
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    Zero Punctuation: Dark Souls 2 - Prepare to Die Again

    I too am awaiting the real version as well. And with all the extra time and effort put into it, I hope it doesn't fall flat on its face with bugs and needing a number of patches.
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    Spike TV Video Game Awards Renamed "VGX," Airs December 7

    Hmmmm, no. No, the X doesn't do...enough. How about VGSolveforX? Or perhaps VGXMarksTheSpot? Maybe VGXY for cross-promotion with Pokemon? Let's go SUPER-90s with VGX-TREME (Beach Volleyball).
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    Jimquisition: I'm Going To Murder Your Children

    It's not even that people have to grow up. There is never ever ever ever any reason you should threaten someone or their immediate family, least of all because of a disagreement about any sort of media one may or may not enjoy. But, you know...people.
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    No Right Answer: 90's Cartoon Most Deserving a Reboot

    Yeah ReBoot at least ended on a good note. What needs a reboot however is Pirates of Dark Water. They never finished the show and, for what it's worth, the story was great and the animation was great and it was great and fun and I don't know they canned it and it makes me sad because now this...
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    Titanic Conflagration

    It's okay. I think I may be able to find it in my cold, blackened heart to forgive you. Some day.
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    Jimquisition: Guns Blazing

    I had high hopes for Dark Souls 2... Had... Also I doubt publishers will ever truly learn that Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V doesn't work as well as they might think.
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    Saruman Actor To Voice Deus Ex Machina Rock Opera Game

    I can always get behind a game that has Sir Christopher Lee narrating. And if he should happen to sing as well, that would be even better.
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    Heavy Rain Director Creates "Experiences, Not Products"

    Why can't products also be experiences? Like Taco Bell. 45-minutes after eating their product and I have a sorrowful experience. And most of the time my brother catches a whiff of the experience too! Also, I don't see how it's "challenging to adept" if you just outright ignore input.
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    EVE Fanfest Lifts the Veil on World of Darkness

    I guess you could say that they were being secret about the world.
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    U.S. Senator Says Violent Games Are "Practice Simulators"

    Mhmm. Okay. Right. I see where she's coming from, but the problem is that where she's coming from is some bizarre alternate reality where teens don't have sex until they marry, children only play with letter blocks, and the internet is a bunch of poppycock that could never work and could only...
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    Scientists Chill Atoms to Negative Temperatures

    So, from my understanding (or lack thereof) it's not that there's an actual "below" absolute zero, but they changed the conditions or, basically, how the atoms acted when exposed to the same temperature. And when they reacted opposite than they would have under normal circumstances, they're...
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    Whats your entrance theme?

    No build up. No lead in. Just straight to the greatest part of a song on a loop. Because woah oh oh.