Recent content by themerrygambit

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    Escape to the Movies: Killing Them Softly

    Bob... I love your reviews but you gotta stop forcing the Boston accent. I just started watching your reviews again after an 8 month hiatus and half the time you sound normal while the other half the time you sound like you're trying to imitate Micky Ward from the fighter. You move to Southie...
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    Mass Effect 3 Multiplayer Trailer Goes "Special Forces"

    BEST GAME EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!
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    Buffy's Hubby Joins Mass Effect 3 Cast

    This guys just reeks of douchbag.... and what's up with viacom already blocking the video on youtube?... I thought we got rid of SOPA?
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    The Not Quite Best Games of 2011

    Why no mention of Serious Sam? I really don't think he gave that game enough credit...
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    Mass Effect 2 Prop Rifle Will Blow You Away

    BEST GUN in ME2 Hands down. No matter what class I chose I would always pick up the assault rifle as my optional weapon when you infiltrated the collector ship just so I could use the Mattock. Let me tell you a VanGuard with a Mattock is bad news.
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    The New Shiny Escapist

    Incredibly slow website, Bland, boring looking. Let me guess you had an "SEO" company redesign your page? Thumbs down.
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    The New Shiny Escapist

    I just tried to write a comment and post it and the website took so long to that it crashed... In short. The white sucks and makes things look blank/bland, It's slow, and the layout is organized for only for the escapist to make money NOT make it easy for users to browse. It's obvious that...
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    The New Shiny Escapist

    I agree with what someone else said... this now looks like its trying to hard to be facebook. I'm honestly not really a fan of this new look. Some of the layout changes I think are interesting but I liked how easy and straightforward things were to find now. I hate this new focus on...
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    Even the Floor Hates the New Dante

    I'm just not sold on this new Dante, I miss the cocky shenanigans of the old Dante. In one aspect he seemed more realistic because lets face it... if you had all those powers you'd be a little cocky too. This new Dante looks like he walked off the set of one of the twilight movies. He has...
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    Serious Sam 3: BFE Review

    This review is pretty spot on. There is one really awesome multiplayer mode however that is new and different which is BEAST HUNTER. Its kind of a wierd fusion of coop and multiplayer. The goal is to rackup a high score killing as many monsters as you can... the bigger the monster the more...
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    The Big Picture: Skin Game

    Now THAT was a good article. Bravo sir Bravo... best Big Picture to date.
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    Extra Punctuation: Battlefield 3 Is Scary

    Don't worry Yahtzee... Serious same 3 BFE comes out today...
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    Australian Study "Confirms Dangers of Violent Videogames"

    I wrote a thesis on this back in college when the columbine killings were fresh in everyone's mind. The bottom line is that while video games won't turn you into a mass murdering sociopath, it will however desensitize you to violence and the idea of killing another human being if either A) You...
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    Extra Punctuation: Shooters of Yore

    lol great quotes from Blood http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7AsYxY6nz4&feature=related
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    BioWare Finally Confirms and Details Mass Effect 3 Multiplayer

    Touché Frostbite... Touché