Recent content by thenewguy512739

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    Zero Punctuation: Jurassic World Evolution

    I actually do hate it when smart people apply logic to fantastical settings, not because they ruin the suspension of disbelief, but because their points can be so obvious, it's kinda patronising. I think we can all agree that the appropriate response to someone saying that you can't use galaxies...
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    Zero Punctuation: Vampyr

    Oh, but he did, and his explanation can be summarised in two words: chaka-bruh. Seriously, though. Does anyone actually speak like that?
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    Zero Punctuation: E3 2018 Round-Up

    He should've seen the Devolver Digital conference as a palette cleanser.
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    Zero Punctuation: E3 2018 Round-Up

    What about "Hunt Down The Freeman" (or was that considered despair)?
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    Zero Punctuation: Detroit: Become Human

    Uhm, yes. Ironically enough, HR itself ripped off RoboCop (a better and more relevant movie about Detroit). Both feature a Detroit law enforcement officer that gets nearly killed by a corporate conspiracy and comes back as a badass cyborg forced to contemplate his own humanity. I dare you to...
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    8 Video Games That Deserve Movie Adaptations

    I feel like half of these "movies" already exist; they just aren't tie-ins.
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    Valve Sets Steam Direct Publishing Fee at $100

    Wasn't the Greenlight fee already $100? Because that's what Greenlight needed: even less supervision and quality control? EDIT: Sorry; I jumped the gun there. Still cynical about Steam, though.
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    Zero Punctuation: Wilson's Heart

    I get the feeling that Yahtzee is in denial about his "VR Trooper" phase.
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    Poll: This needs to be settled right now or a war will break out within our very homes.

    Wait, you guys don't use the three shell method?
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    Just a Few Hours Left to Buy Alan Wake Before It's Pulled from All Digital Stores

    I hate the music industry. That said, couldn't Remedy change the songs with some sort of placeholder? That's basically what they did with Crazy Taxi and GTA: San Andreas. Not an ideal solution, but it's something.
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    Fire Emblem: Echoes Gets $44 DLC Season Pass

    WTF?! I genuinely can't tell if this is more insulting than "Fates": it forced you to pay double to get the full game, but at least you got two more campaigns instead of ancillary content.
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    Games where Shotguns are useful beyond arms' reach?

    Quake's single-barreled shotgun. Surprisingly not much spread.
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    Nintendo Confirms it Won't Have a Press Conference at E3 This Year

    At least Directs don't have the potential of having cringe-worthy performances (and if they do, they tend to go all-out).
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    Your favorite deity from stories

    Viridi and Hades from "Kid Icarus: Uprising." Love their sass.