Recent content by TheWickerPopstar

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    What If StarCraft Had Come Out In 1984?

    I think my favorite part of all of this is that the tank noise is the same noise that plays when you enter a cave or dungeon in the original NES Legend of Zelda.
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    PlayStation Network Gets Back to Normal

    Has there been any news about the "get flash and/or enable javascript or stop wasting my time" message that was on PS3.com while this was going on?
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    Concept Art Surfaces For Disney Steampunk "Epic Mickey"

    Does anyone else think this looks like heartless swarming the castle? http://www.fredgambino.co.uk/web_pages/epicmickey/castle01.html [http://www.fredgambino.co.uk/web_pages/epicmickey/castle01.html]
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    Would You Like a Game With That?

    I think my favorite was the game that game packaged with a box of Chex cereal: Chex Quest. Doom, but for kids! Also, it was free with the box, and it got me to buy the cereal. Win, win.
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    BBC Hijacks PCs to Prove a Point

    Icing on the cake--because I only get legitimate e-mails from corporations.
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    Pennsylvania Considers Violent Games Tax

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FOOLISHNESS.
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    The Escapist Crossword #5

    I'm not even finished yet, but I love the "...Ate My Neighbors" reference. Nothing like using a squirt gun to kill a giant baby in a shopping mall.
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    Final Fantasy IV Sequel Coming To WiiWare

    Good to know that the berserk status is sticking around. I guess. It's also funny that they have to specify that it's a 2D RPG. When I see 2D nowadays, I think side-scrolling. But alas, it just means old-school. Can it cost 500 points on WiiWare? I have 500 points that I just don't know what...
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    Sweden Condemns World of Warcraft Addiction

    I can see it now: WoW becomes illegal, underground servers emerge, charges of WoW trafficking are created, and Sweden trains an elite group of Spartans to hunt down the WoW players. Two weeks later, the Evangelists find something else to hate.
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    The Top 50 Console Games Of All Time

    While I agree that FFVII should be higher on the list, I'm thrilled that XII is on there and X isn't. I'll put my blindfold on now, while you all cock your guns.
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    The Escapist Forum Roundtable #1 - CHAT WITH THE STAFF!

    I think I was most excited the first time a friend and I successfully finished an uber-Tristram run by ourselves in Diablo II. But looking back, I think my most significant was when I stopped using cheats to finish games. As a seven year old with a game-genie, you get pretty used to it. I...
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    Woman Sues Microsoft Over Downgrade Payment: Updated

    You know...I remember having the same issues running old games with XP that everyone seems to be complaining about with Vista. But lo and behold! There is a compatibility wizard that is supplied with both XP and Vista! Just clicking the "Run in 98" or "Run in XP" box solved 90% of my problems...
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    EFF Calls On Government To "Mitigate" DRM

    "I wanna cast magic missile!" "There's no one to cast it on!" "I wanna cast it on...the darknet."
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    WoW Lead Designer Moves to Blizz's "Other" MMO

    I feel like it has to be a new IP. Diablo already functions as an online RPG, even if it isn't the same format as a more typical MMORPG. Plus, why release Diablo III, which will most likely have the same ~10 year lifespan that Diablo II has, just to replace it with a not-too-different game...
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    Sony: Games and Movies on One Disc in 2009

    I want to be optimistic about this and hope that developers will use this concept of "marrying" media to create a new gaming experience of some kind, but I can't help but feel that it's just going to be a shoddy game thrown onto a movie disc. Something like Transformers or Ironman, perhaps...