Recent content by Thrair

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    Thief: It's Always a Sex Thing

    Oh, man. Yahtzee's gonna have an aneurysm when he runs into this pile-of-crap/cosplay-fetish. /popcorn Is'll be good.
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    World of Tanks Sets Record For Most Players on a Single Server

    I'm going to side with Draco on this one. Marketing can advertise things however they damn well please. Sure, language evolves, but if we assumed every time marketing twists the meaning of a word for their own purposes, "communication" would be reduced to random buzzwords within a year. If...
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    Movie Trailers: Mass Effect: Paragon Lost - Trailer

    From behind, those Krogan looked like Turians. From the front, they looked like.... something..... and dear god those lines and the delivery.... To quote Yahtzee: I would "rather swallow razor wire, pull the end out of my ass, and floss myself to death."
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    Critical Miss: Lapidation Pro

    @Gindil And yet on many maps, especially payload types, there are horrid chokepoints that demomen can "nade spam" with the pipe bomb.
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    Zero Punctuation: Mafia II

    Fairly good review. Although in some ways, some of the reviews (usually the generic FPS types) are feeling a bit stale, but that's partly because game developers keep making the same fat stupid mistakes every time. And there's usually enough spice in each one to be worth it despite this. But...
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    Zero Punctuation: Split Second: Velocity

    I'm fairly average at driving games myself, but they bore the living piss out of me. Probably a throwback to my youth when it was all I could play at my cousin's house and he would carefully explain in unnecessary detail the inner workings of the racing leagues. Any case, that aside, liked...
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    Male Protagonists

    I actually came across a game a while back about a power-armored space marine type guy, except he was polite and actually soft-spoken. Kinda caught my attention a bit. Shame the game sucked. And sucked hard. *EDIT* Oh, and if you want a very well done character that falls under the...
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    Zero Punctuation: Monster Hunter Tri

    I haven't actually watched it yet because the current advertisement is a right ass. Surrounded half the damn screen telling me to click on the button so they can tell me how awesome their game is. I.E, not just advertising pricks, but arrogant advertising pricks. Only the consumer is allowed...
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    Stolen Pixels #197: Breen Fortress, Part 3

    Bet you Breen shoots and hits a cloaked Spy that was stupid enough to be walking past.
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    Apocalypse Lane: Episode 47: Dirty Rotten Cyborgs

    Cuddles rules. "Ah man. Why didh't you just bring her down you dumb %$#@. Coulda torn her head off here."
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    Apocalypse Lane: Episode 46: Information Defacation

    Man.... You can tell it's getting close to the finale. I mean, they're knocking characters off left, right, and center. So...... Takin all bets, guys. Takin all bets. 10 bucks says the next one to bite the dust it is Marty's dad. I have no clue why I think that, I just do. P.S. Funny, as...
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    Kratos

    By the end of the 3rd game (hell, if not sooner), Kratos is bat-shit frickin' insane. Who else would rip a guys head off and use it like a flashlight? If his table broke, he would find the nearest animal, rip it's leg off, use that to beat someone to death, take that guys personal...
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    Valve Becomes the New March Mayhem: Developer's Showdown Champion

    I'd agree with what people have been saying: Both good companies. I give valve a little more support, because they have incredible community support. (Although, TF2's random hat drop system is kinda borked)
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    Apocalypse Lane: Episode 42: The Vulture Adventure

    "You have to use the other hand when you take a piss, man! Just common courtesy." rofl, that comment made my day. Poor stinky.
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    Apocalypse Lane: Episode 35: Death Race

    Anyone else notice Steve was talking in Pumper's voice for a little bit? Minor slip-up with switching voices there, chief? :P