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    Satanic Temple Unveils Baphomet Statue For Oklahoma

    How to be the best and most powerful baphomet: This timely adorableness courtesy of the lovely Atapi. I don't usually agree with Satanists (due to the slight moral dubiousness inherent to worshiping the Judeo-Christian embodiment of evil) but I'm siding with them on this one. No part...
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    US To Require Cars to Communicate With Each Other

    OH MAN! I remeber being nine years old and reading about this in Popular Science! It was awesome! They said it would only be a few years and it's been way longer but now it's finally- "The DOT has not given any specific timeframe in which it anticipates this plan to be enacted" God dammit...
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    Okay...Hitting in General

    As both a history and genetics guy, I am of the opinion that certain people are more or less prone to violent thoughts and tendencies than others, and that these tendencies are based on their genetic history. We will call these various genetic backgrounds "races" for sake of time, even though it...
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    If You Could Transform Into Any Mythological Creature...

    Let's be a little bit more obscure: I'm a shapeshifter, I have magical powers, and I live for like, 900 years! It's pretty sweet. If I had a choice, i'd look more like the kitsune in Pathfinder... Oh wait, I do!.
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    Historical periods that are barely ever explored in games

    I'd love to see a game based around the battles fought between The Holy League and the Ottoman Empire, especially the Battle of Vienna in 1683. If you're not familiar with it, it's basically the Siege of Gondor in real life.
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    Sharp Announces A Fancy New Electronic... Cutting Board?

    Hey guys, if we're ever going to get to the cool future with the holodecks and the knives that toast your bread while you cut it, we're gonna have to not jump at every seemingly pointless and lazy invention. I'm not saying you should buy into every new invention or product. I'm saying that in...
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    Lyrics or quotes that make you cringe.

    I love the song "American Pie", it's one of my favorite working songs, but in the preamble "door step" is rhymed with "more step". Don, you just rhymed step with step. You don't do that.
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    Bi The Way

    I'm bi. I only admitted it to myself about a month ago, as I'd been avoiding it since I started being attracted to men around age 14. I told my mom, I was like "Hey, I'm pretty sure I'm bi. You okay with that?" and she was like "Yeah. Don't get VD." My mom is awesome. In a perfect world...
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    The lull of RPGs

    The fuck is an RPG? No seriously, the fuck is an RPG? In this forum people are talking about Mass Effect, Skyrim, Deus Ex, and New Vegas like they have more than some basic details in common. Let's think about what RPG means. Role Playing Game... That could be any game ever made, so...
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    Sonic Gets Another Shot on TV in Sonic Boom Cartoon Next Year

    Some part of me looks forward to this. There have been some real lemons in Sonic's TV history, but also a couple of gems. Much like his game history, really.
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    Poll: Car Keys in the Sun Visor? Does Anybody really do that?

    My car is a '78 VW Cabriolet, and as I usually leave the roof down unless I'm at home or there's bad weather, leaving my keys one the visor would be much the same as leaving them in the ignition.
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    Feed Dump: Slow Loris, Tired Pilot

    Why does the first picture on google of a slow loris depict one having it's teeth cut out with toenail clippers?
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    TV series you always have to rewatch

    TOP GEAR! I never get tired of Top Gear. I watch every new season as it develops, and I not a week goes by where I don't end up watching and episode, new or old. It's also useful: Stressful day? Top Gear. Family Night? Top Gear. Bored? Top Gear. Waiting for the mail? Top Gear Lost in...
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    Valve Teases Steam Box With Countdown Timer

    It won't be Half-Life 3. Because they would fuck with us like that. They would. They would fuck with us like that.
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    Your username

    My username is Timeswordsman because when I was thirteen I liked swords and had some pretty radical ideas about how time worked. Now I'm nineteen and I still like swords and I have expanded and adapted my hypothesis in small but important ways. Though, I'm less of a fan of the ALL CAPS username...