Recent content by titanium turtle

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    UK Government to block porn

    exactly- The tories do not represent me in the slightest
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    Would you Survive???

    dead rising zombies- no problem- just let me grab my duct tape but tbh I don't think there is any way that the old fashioned zombies (slow, stupid) could bite and infect people fast enough to cause any serious damage- only fast zombies or airbourne spread would have a chance of going apocalyptic
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    I was attacked by Twilight fangirls on the bus... Scariest moment of my life.

    barricade the door my friend- they are everywhere
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    I was attacked by Twilight fangirls on the bus... Scariest moment of my life.

    twilight killed vampires and werewolves we will need to wait years for the toxic sludge of twilight to clear I pray we do not have sparkly zombies in my lifetime
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    Kanye West replaces teeth with diamonds

    if I had diamond teeth I would bite through steel
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    Should the mentally challenged be allowed to procreate?

    if they are totally uncapable to raise a child on their own then they maybe shouldn't be able to look after them but yes they should be able to procreate unless the child will suffer greatly because of it besides you get mentally capable people that are far worse parents
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    If you could break the law 3 times what would you do?

    1:fair 2:Justin Bieber? 3:only 70%
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    If you could break the law 3 times what would you do?

    pillaging burning looting but in the order looting, pillaging and then burning never burn first
  9. titanium turtle

    Let's make up some British exclamations!

    fumplecrumpets
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    Perfect Night?

    that jwow chick- that is all
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    Pornography

    yeah- i watch quite a bit of porn- but ill rather be getting laid to be honest. it's just a substitute
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    Political Correctness gone mad?

    I say we lure the political correctness nazis into a trap and then bitchslap them until they learn not to be pricks