1: I regret 2 things not playing Halo: Reach and Googling "the blue waffel".
2: Hey you meteor! Get a friggin calender; it's not 2012!
3: Crap.(To Self) (To Nearest Attractive Female) We'll be dead in a second. You wanna makeout?
4: How come we never noticed the giant meteor rocketing...
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