Recent content by Turbowombat

My only question is this: Are they pronouncing Blackguard correctly? Because it's not pronounced blak-gahrd as everyone seems to think.

So what, the fact that in 2011 companies were printing money to the likes of Skyrim, Deus Ex: Human Revolution, Batman Arkham City and Witcher 2 and that recently the makers of Spec Ops: The Line called the inclusion of multiplayer in their game a "cancerous growth" means nothing to EA?

"near future and science fiction shooters above all else" Ok so she's not playable, but Crysis 2, one of the highest ranking most badass military personnel and protagonists featured in the game is Tara Strickland.

I smell a sequel to Electroplankton coming. Electro-planck-ton anyone?

Yeah! And what if static shock has kids wanting to grow up to be black! We can't stand for that! [/sarcasm]

His accuracy is just as bad between situations 1 and 2, the only difference is whether or not he even tried to shoot Han. The fact that he fired did show us how bad his accuracy was, but since we can safely assume that it was that bad in the original edit, we just didn't see it, then the Greedo...

EDIT: wtf double post?

I'm really sick of this trope because the edit literally did nothing to change the character of Han Solo. Look at the time differential, it's under half a second between shots in the current form which means Han was NOT reacting to being shot at. He made the decision to shoot without knowing he...

It's very much the story. I don't want to give any spoilers. Suffice it to say, would you kindly continue playing the game.

Pacing. The sequel is repetitive and predictable in it's pacing. It's very much "now you're in this level, and then you go to that level." Yeah Bioshock one has the occasional trip in a bathysphere to break things up but it's all more fluid and better told. That said, I find the controls in...

No way Mrs. Weasley could take out LeStrange. That was just silly.

Confirmed, I was just about to create this thread and saw it already existed. I'll probably get another warning as soon as I hit "post." Edit: Yup

I am killed by a Golden AK47 from Farcry 2. Unless you count the vehicle I used to run over a Zebra as a weapon, in which case I'm run down by an SUV. In the current political climate neither of those seem particularly unlikely ways to go.

Assuming the baby dies, this would be an interesting one for the Darwin Awards. She removed herself from the gene pool by being so stupid she compulsively kills her child.

Point at which I started liking the Jimquisition "...because that's what we do here at the Jimquisition; we save lives." Also the image in the profile looks a little like Patrick Wilson.