Recent content by Tzekelkan

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    Zero Punctuation: Remember Me

    Haven't been following ZP as much lately, but this one was really funny, I was giggling throughout. Good work, Mr Croshaw!
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    Zero Punctuation: The Cave

    Yahtzee's always at his best when he's acknowledging his own sexual inadequacies.
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    Poll: Calling readers of Sci-Fi - A focus group exercise

    You're trying to write a science fiction book... without having read more than one and a half science fiction books? That'll go down well. I suggest you dive into some Asimov or Clarke first. That's some good sci-fi.
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    Norwegian Mass Murderer Defends Gaming Habits

    This guy is a monster.
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    Poll: Which Mass Effect was the best?

    I did not read the rest of your post, for incredibly obvious reasons. It's only been a few weeks since its release, do NOT assume this stupidly. I'm currently playing it and it's going to be literally months before new sales of such a hugely popular game die off.
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    Steam Coupons

    Anyone interested in trading something for: -50% Civilization V: Game of the Year Edition -50% L.A. Noire: The Complete Edition -33% Any Codemasters Game Got some other stuff that I forgot, but Steam's acting up right now and I can't access my inventory.
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    Steam coupons expiring soon. Post what you have to give away.

    Anyone interested in trading something for: -50% Civilization V: Game of the Year Edition -50% L.A. Noire: The Complete Edition -33% Any Codemasters Game Got some other stuff that I forgot, but Steam's acting up right now and I can't access my inventory.
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    you are allowed to delete one website

    I would delete The Escapist, thus removing the power to delete websites this thread gave me, which would bring back The Escapist, thus giving me back my power, which would remove The Escapist, thus removing the power to delete websites this thread gave me, which would bring back The Escapist...
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    BioWare Defends Mass Effect 3 Launch-Day DLC

    Well, I never said you were extreme. Granted, some poeple on the thread here did say it, and since you have trouble differentiating between people who disagree with you (sheeple, I know), I'll give you that. All I'm argueing is that calling everyone who disagrees with you a mindless...
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    BioWare Defends Mass Effect 3 Launch-Day DLC

    That's just it guys, can't you see? All Zeel wants is to feel superior. He is fighting the good fight, and will not go gently into the night (like the rest of us schmucks that don't know our foreheads from our anuses).
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    BioWare Defends Mass Effect 3 Launch-Day DLC

    I am replying to you because you're the one with the loopy logic, and in my kind and generous nature I intent to correct your erroneous ways. You should be grateful to me, I have now opened your eyes to the fact that people may have different opinions to yours.
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    BioWare Defends Mass Effect 3 Launch-Day DLC

    What the fucking-entitlement-FUCK? I just don't have any words. I expected a much more rational response to this well written and rational news post. Really? "Sheeple"? REALLY? God dammit. No independent thought? Jesus fucking shit Christ of helldamnfuck. I'd say that not even reading...
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    Blizzard Exorcises Companion Pets From Diablo III

    Uh, they were not at all the same thing as the Torchlight pets. Oh well, feel free to say whatever. The pets were pretty useful though, as they picked up gold.I'moping they make a return, but accompanied by a more in-depth mechanic (just like they say it's probably going to happen).
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    Steam's New Mobile App Threatens Your Wallet and Credit Score

    That just... *puts on sunglasses* ...blew me away.
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    Many of the best Si-Fi movies have nudity?

    Inception barely had any nudity at all :(