Recent content by Uberpig

Kingdom Hearts 2 with its hours of boring cut scenes and minimal gameplay. To call it an endurance test is underselling it - the whole prologue could have been told in half an hour and brevity would have increased its impact.

Bob, grow up. Seriously. It was an okay movie - not great, not memorable, just okay. For you to declare this harmless bit of fun as something that destroyed Spiderman is difficult to understand. In ASM, Spiderman is actually a wisecracker and the love interest does something other than scream...

I briefly misread the title as the wacky harassment blame panda. That's a bit of an old South Park reference, I thought, until I read it properly. I like my version better. :p On topic, there will always be internet trolls. How best to deal with them? It can be difficult to ignore them, but...

Nobody's mentioned this one yet so I guess it's not that popular, but my one is Weeds. I never especially loved the show but season one was watchable. Got to the end of season two hating every single character in it. None of them gave me any reason to care about them. Also, if you guys...

That was one of his best for a while. :)

I'm still kind of interested in buying it just because there are so few split-screen offline co-op games (I don't want to play a game online, I want to play it with someone in the same room). And if Jim does go for president, his only campaign ad should be a video of him fucking that Sonic doll...

I see Bob's still got a hard-on for hating Spiderman, even though it was actually just an above average film that understood the source material better than the originals.

Just looked at that list and the Amstrad isn't even on it. Do I win a prize for having a rare system?

Probably some of the games I got for my Amstrad CPC. It's been so long since I even looked at it that I can barely remember any of them, but one that stuck in memory was a game called Roland In Time. It was a hard as nails platformer that ripped off Dr Who for its main character. I think there...

I'm wrong about Sucker Punch, am I? I don't even have an opinion about it, how can I be wrong?

I think I've only ever made one topic. It was about Lady Gaga's meat dress. I'll never achieve that first badge you mentioned, though.

Think that's strange? My housemate has covered his bedroom door and windows in bubblewrap. I asked him why, and he said he did it to improve noise insulation. I'm in the bedroom below him and I can hear him snoring almost every night.

I didn't realise the Megaman fanbase had a bad name (probably because the only videogame fanbases I know about are the ones for FPSs and Sonic). What have they done wrong to earn the hate? And to answer the OP, the fact Sonic appears to have such a large Rule 34-centred faction of its fanbase...

Are you pregnant, or just fat?

Easy to defeat. Just use characters out of obscure flash games. Used the main character out of my game, Bunny Invasion (Mr Frost).