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    The greatest game ever. Psychonauts.

    Would anyone like to trade something for it on steam? But please no bitching bout how steam "doesn't let you keep your games." And would like any suggestion for good cheap games on there. I'm not sure about all the forum rules so if this thread breaks them... whatever.
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    Copy of MW3 Stolen from EB Games Expo

    Video is already down.
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    Bioware *clearly* hates women and wants them to suffer

    So you say that Bioware hates women by making all the men bad? Hmmmmm.... Your logic got twisted around sometime while you were thinking about that.
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    How do you kill zombies in dead island?

    This doesn't seem like a manly way to kill anything. It makes me think of some middle age woman freaking out and flailing the first thing she had in her hands. A pan since naturally she is a woman. Throwing expert though so throw a couple of electrified machetes and knives. It kills entire...
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    Man arrested for trolling on Facebook

    We'll I was about to say you beat me to the punch, but than noticed you did it to mock him. Not that making fun of dead people is funny, it's just not a criminal offense. So trololol for the fact that he's in jail for some stupid trolling (pretty pathetic attempt to troll), trololol for...
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    Need to vent? Here's the place.

    Thank you, but don't worry bout it. I just got really into Ninja Gaiden Sigma, so that's gonna keep me occupied for a bit.
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    What'd you name your Shepard and why?

    Tried to make him look like me but just made one ugly ass bastard as for the name.... Twatycakes. I think its pretty self explanatory.
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    Gearbox: Colonial Marines Is Not Brothers in Arms in Space

    I want this to be good so much. Been looking forward to it for ages.
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    Need to vent? Here's the place.

    Well I guess my problem is not caring enough. Don't really much care enough to live the rest of my life. Can't stand the fact that there may be many years in front of me.
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    Need to vent? Here's the place.

    I want to kill myself...... Not much of a vent huh? Well nothing else to say.
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    Origin vs Steam...what do you think?

    Origin will defiantly go down. Why have another total rip off of steam just to play a couple crappy EA titles. EA as a company has been making stupid mistakes and "making things better for gamers" while in fact only having their own agenda. They will fuck themselves with Origin too. Also you...
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    The main antagonist of the last game you played wants too have sex with you.

    Ohhh Gen. Shepherd nice mustache.... I mean no way.
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    [Edit] Sony Plans to Make Used-Game Buyers Purchase Online Functionality

    What happened to the day when you could bring you favorite game to your friends house and laugh all night at all the shenanigans you get into on split screen. Not only do games not have decent split screen anymore but now you can't even play the crappy multiplayer at your friends house cause it...
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    Saints Row the Third Gameplay Demo

    Well I have to say this looks fucking amazing and know I'm in for probably a month longer of sleepless nights than I did with the second one. And I played that one for ages. I just hope they don't go overboard with any of this. Too much crazy might just mash everything together horribly...
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    The Most Immoral Thing You've Done in a Video Game

    If were talking bout stuff I was suppose to do in game... Probably making thousands of holes in couple hundred Russian civilians making their day around the airport. I did that level multiple time (not in a row, that would be crazy) and ever time i shot as much people as I could. Yes, I am...