Recent content by Uncle_Brainhorn

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    Zero Punctuation: Mortal Kombat X - Test Your Might

    Quan Chi is dead. No more resurrections.
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    Zero Punctuation: Dark Souls 2 - Prepare to Die Again

    Seeing as most people disagree you just come off as trying to brag.
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    Zero Punctuation: Dark Souls 2 - Prepare to Die Again

    I love the game, but that doesn't mean I'm going to just ignore that fact that they bare-faced lied to us about what was going into the game.
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    Zero Punctuation: Dark Souls 2 - Prepare to Die Again

    It was a lie. Just like those graphics. And all the other stuff they lied about, like the magic, and fixing backstabbing, and proper networking.
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    Zero Punctuation: Dark Souls 2 - Prepare to Die Again

    Translation: I sucked at the game, so it must have been the games fault.
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    Zero Punctuation: Dark Souls 2 - Prepare to Die Again

    Almost made it through a review without resorting to fanboying.
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    Zero Punctuation: The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds

    I remember reading he couldn't beat the Taurus Demon.
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    Zero Punctuation: Might & Magic X: Legacy

    I know I said this before but it's funny to see Yahtzee whine about games being too easy when it's becoming increasingly obvious that he's kinda shit at games himself. That's not to say he's not still funny. This is just a different kind of funny.
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    Zero Punctuation: Survival Special (Rust, Starbound, 7 Days to Die)

    It's getting kinda funny how Yahtzee talks shit about games being too easy, and the people who play them, when it's become pretty clear that he sucks at games himself.
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    Poll: Honestly, was Xbox Live worth it this gen? Will you pay for it next gen?

    You get what you pay for. I like the PS3, but hate PSN. I pay for Xbox Live now, and I'll pay for it then, too.
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    Poll: Does DRM ever actually affect your purchase?

    It's one of the main reasons I'm not a PC gamer.
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    The little things that made you not want a game

    The most petty, ridiculous thing that ever made me not want a game? I saw previews and demos for the original Mercenaries, and thought it looked stupid because they didn't open the door very far when they got in a car. I of course realized how retarded that was and got Mercenaries, and I...
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    Forced to watch

    Star Wars prequels because I've never seen the originals.
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    Why it is acceptable to criticize smokers, but not fat people?

    Facebook groups aren't the population. I'm guessing you don't watch TV or you'd see many many commercials talking encouraging people to lose weight, and I don't just mean those weight lose pills.
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    Reversing Roles in Video Games

    Yeah, I remember when Yahtzee said all of that nearly word for word, too. Nice too see you're a fan.