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    Jimquisition: Sexual Failing

    I'm not going to say I disagree entirely (maybe the sex didn't, but the romances certainly changed the way characters interacted in both Dragon Age and Mass Effect games...well not so much the first for the latter since it happens so late) and the WAY you get there is DEFINITELY eye-rollingly...
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    Jimquisition: Creative Freedom, Strings Attached

    Question gender politics in games: WHY DON'T YOU RESPECT ARTISTIC VISION?!?!?! Dislike the ending of Mass Effect 3: CHANGE THIS SO I LIKE IT BETTER!!! I like how people go to the automatic extreme of "pandering" and "censorship," then PROJECT that onto others UNTIL it's something they...
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    Movie Defense Force: Silent Hill

    I have never understood the people who cry and scream for a game (almost any game, really) to make it to the big screen, then cry and scream at any change, major or minor, made to it. If you wanted a perfectly pure experience of the videogame, maybe just go ahead and PLAY THE VIDEOGAME AGAIN. Or...
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    Jimquisition: Neutered

    Jimmothy MacSterling, I could NOT agree more. The same logic that makes people say "If we change anything about the core of games, we risk stifling creativity!" IS the exact same logic that makes people say things like "I am so against censorship, I think this videogame review should be...
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    Zero Punctuation: The Last of Us

    So people are sick to death of happy endings where everyone and everything gets resolved and you're the big, strong, strapping Hero of the People defending goodness and rightness...so a game comes along that's LITERALLY the exact opposite from beginning to end, and now THAT'S too much of a...
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    Movie Defense Force: Alien: Resurrection

    I likewise enjoyed the film for many of the (Ron Perlman) reasons that Jim (badguy from The Crow) mentioned, but the whole "it was supposed to be a comedy" has been losing traction ever since Tommy Wiseau flagrantly lied about it to try and justify The Room.
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    Zero Punctuation: Next Gen Buyer's Guide

    To be totally explicit: Sony hasn't commented one way or the other on used games or always-online. And all the hashtags in the world aren't going to change their mind.
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    Movie Defense Force: Street Fighter

    Oh...oh I always forget that line...that line is actually, legitimately hilarious. I was a fan of Charlie's face after Guile calls him out as someone for Bison to focus on...
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    Movie Defense Force: Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace

    I actually thought the scene used at the very end of this video is one of the most subtle (though that's not saying much) characterizations of Jedi VS Sith. They both fight, but when the fighting dies down, the Jedi sits and begins to meditate to catch a moment while the Sith paces and snarls.
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    Jimquisition: Objectification And... Men?

    I hear the argument of the "hot male superhero" all the time too, and as Jim points out, it completely misses the point in the exact same way. When male heroes are showing off as much skin and having their "good stuff" front and center of panels, poses and covers, THEN we can talk about men...
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    Zero Punctuation: Injustice: Gods Among Us

    It's actually pretty hilarious that comic books (even and especially mainstream superhero ones) are moving away from the ridiculous "look at my good stuff" costumes for their female heroes while videogames charge RIGHT on forward.
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    Movie Defense Force: Wild Wild West

    Good to know the Razzies even back then were less about "awarding" bad movies and more about pointing and laughing at societally acceptable targets.
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    Movie Defense Force: Rampage

    Yeah, his anecdotal evidence is WAY WORSE than yours.
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    Dark Souls Sells 2.3 Million Copies

    Square-Enix would call that "depressingly underwhelming"...no, wait, the game was developed in Japan: "GLORIOUS VICTORY!!" Hats off to From Software, they've got a well-deserved hit on their hands. Now just throw a GODDAMN bestiary into the next game explaining the backstory of some of these...
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    Movie Defense Force: Mortal Kombat

    I absolutely LOVE Mortal Kombat the Movie for...PRETTY much all the reasons Jim said here: it's a videogame movie that isn't ashamed of its roots. And at its core: it's a competent supernatural kung-fu movie. What the hell ELSE would it need to be?