Recent content by unwesen

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    "Just a Rat"

    He doesn't like the mole on his nose. Other than that, he likes his face, and wants to show it to the world. yes... I'm sure that's it...
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    Update: PopCap Bails On Google+

    I, for one, am fairly happy that Google+ is falsely reported to be "troubled". It keeps away the inane drivel that prevented me from using other, similar, sites. Keep up the good work, Escapist!
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    Elves and Dwarves Don't Define Fantasy

    Yup, to all of that.
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    Zero Punctuation: Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning

    I read "Kingdoms of Amateur", and was really confused for a bit. Ah, well.
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    No Right Answer: Firefly vs. Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles

    Dark Angel. That shouldn't have been killed off either.
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    Intimacy

    One of our pet rats once got very interested and sniffed around my face when I had some beer. I opened my mouth to let him smell it, and he pulled on one of my teeth with his. Weird feeling. Kinda like an inverse putting-your-head-into-the-lion's-mouth.
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    Zero Punctuation: Batman: Arkham City

    Hmm. I did some of the side missions during the main story line, but finished most afterwards. Especially the one with the not-so-mysterious watcher is supposedly unavailable after the main story line, but I finished it afterwards anyway. I started it during because I accidentally ran into...
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    No Right Answer: The Smurfs vs The Na'vi

    I know I'm late to the thread, but the correct answer is Nac Mac Feegle. Crivens!
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    No Right Answer: The Smurfs vs The Na'vi

    I call Avatar "Dances with Smurfs".
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    Console Ports Are "Not Worth It," Says Braid Dev

    Speaking a software engineer (though not one involved in game development directly), the thing that makes it easiest for developers to develop stuff is a stable (i.e. not constantly changing) platform. Most developers I've met over the years make the "mistake" (debatable, you can call it a...
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    Critical Miss: Deus Ex - Sucrose Revolution

    Isn't that the way the real world works?
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    Critical Miss: Gears of War

    It's a horror film trope. Every time I hear "let's split up" I want to scream.
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    Deus Ex - Boss Fights

    There's a lot more wrong with Deus Ex than the boss fights. Some skills are useless. The game forces my character to be way dumber than I am in more situations than the boss fights. The plot twists are predictable from the very start scene of the game. I'm of the opinion that the gameplay is...
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    Extra Punctuation: What Human Revolution Got Wrong

    While I agree with your points, my biggest gripe is that the storytelling is as subtle as a sledgehammer in the face. There are no plot surprises. I'd just have expected a little bit better here and there. The worst bit to me - *MILD SPOILER ALERT* - was that there was no way to indicate to...
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    Zero Punctuation: Deus Ex

    I've got to say, fuck these stupid interstitial ads. And yes that's vaguely off topic. They start a few seconds after the video starts, and completely mess with full screen playback. Either start them at the start, or don't screw with the user experience so badly, please. Preferably both.