Recent content by Vesus

The Fragrance of Dark Coffee. The theme of guess who from Phoenix Wright Trials and Tribulations. Click to have your ear canals made love to. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxzTrWUajZg&feature=related]

I got over the concept of possibility of non existance when I realized that if it's true and I will cease to exist, I won't be in a position to give a damn. However, I have no doubt it will come back to fuck with me the moment I have to deal with my mortality. I've had a friend who was...

I think the ultimate mascot COULD be R.O.B. but I am a sucker for that guy. However I think Mario is the ultimate mascot based on numbers and best moustache, which, obviously, merits as a mascot should be based on.

Not to worry! One time I mistakenly thought I was at the Gentleman's Brothel down at Oakley Way, I was absolutely the most embarassed I have ever been, and my lovely wife's mother was positively shocked to find I tried to pay her afterwards. Oh well, good stories for the grandchildren and whatnot.

*monocle pops off* You are making a mockery of the fine institution of "The Escapist Magazine Forum" by acting like such a deliquient and furthermore you have insulted my country. I challenge you to a duel! Penises, at dawn. Edit: or pistols. Whatever.

This may make me sound like some sort of self righteous arsehole (I am one btw) but I find the best thing to talk about is yourself (to an extent). Nobody likes a self indulgant douchebag of a hedonist, but in all truthfulness the topics you're most familiar with are the ones at home, so you...

Fear not! While it is indeed true that these... homosexuals do not produce offspring, when I let her talk, my maid informs me that in these days the youth of the lower and middle class are having sexual intercouse more and more often! I have no doubt that these mindless acts will provide more...