Recent content by VonBlade

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    Zero Punctuation: Subnautica

    If you need me I'll be over here, remembering watching Operation Petticoat with my Mum when I was ill from school.
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    Zero Punctuation: Okami HD

    Primal Rage, Chaos Finisher.
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    Zero Punctuation: The Year in Review - 2008

    Whoa whoa. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. It was only almost as bad as Game Damage if you count murdering one person as almost as bad as the holocaust. Game Damage was biblically bad.
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    Zero Punctuation: The Year in Review - 2008

    Anyone who says it's lame to not have a new review, or that they wont get those 5 minutes back again, fuck you. Learn to read you tards. It clearly says "it's a clip show" before you watch it. If you want some kind of apology for the fact you're a fucking retard who can't be bothered to read...
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    Zero Punctuation: Fallout 3

    First bit made me laugh harder than I have since the Big Daddy bit all the way back in Bioshock. Subverting expectations. Clever Yahtzee. Considering it would be impossible to lambast Fallout 3 as much as it deserves in a 12 volume leather-bound set of books as big as tables, I wasn't...
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    Zero Punctuation: Silent Hill Homecoming

    Now that sir was made entirely of win. Great review, great shilling, fantastic end bit. All around excellence.
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    Zero Punctuation: Mercenaries 2

    An episode of ZP without adverts? Hooray. Time for pie!
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    Zero Punctuation: Spore

    You didn't hate on it anywhere near as much as it deserved. The Cell stage ripping flOw deserved more than a passing graphic. All in all a completely woeful game that the word game is hilariously over-adequate to describe.
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    Zero Punctuation: Too Human

    Yay. Some advertising executives are going to get fed to the sharks. Although that would be cannibalism. And he probably doesn't mean the adverts are the problem either. Bugger. Cool review. Always nice to hear someone else venting their spleen as it saves mine some work. VB
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    Zero Punctuation: Prince of Persia Retrospective

    So does this now mean the pudding is a lie?
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    Zero Punctuation: Ninja Gaiden 2

    Superb. Made me laugh out loud for first time in a while. As opposed to gently sniggering to myself.
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    Zero Punctuation: The E3 Trailer Park

    Stupendous. Loved the OI. Loved the completely necessary and not often enough done arse ripping of Beth. Meh'd at the FFXIII thing, but only because it was obvious and I kinda like the whole pointy hair thing BUT we're all different and at least you're consistent. Failout3 definitely...
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    Zero Punctuation: Age of Conan

    Stupendous! Fantastic! Another superlative! Also *whispers*, yes that music is growing on me. In the same way that tumors do, but growing nonetheless.
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    whats the most violent game you have ever played?

    Soldier of Fortune or Kingpin.
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    Zero Punctuation: Alone in the Dark

    Great review. Always good to give something a good kicking that deserves it. Hmmm can you review Piers Morgan next time please :) In other news, no the music hasn't grown on me yet. Not that my opinion counts for anything, but you asked and I'm a polite Englishman so...