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    Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

    Personally, I prefer e-books. They have a more robust and full taste. Do you know what I mean?
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    Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

    Only the finest money can buy. Then again, money is only crutch perpetuated by the Illuminati to supress free thoughts in our society, right?
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    Mall Fight: Corruption - ACT 1 - PART 2 - The First Descent (CLOSED)

    I take a nap in the matress store.
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    Mall Fight: Corruption - ACT 1 - PART 2 - The First Descent (CLOSED)

    "No I didn't. You're not covered in blood."
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    Mall Fight: Corruption - ACT 1 - PART 2 - The First Descent (CLOSED)

    "Salt, you snapped a lion's neck with your fist no less than 3 minutes ago. I'm pretty sure you can't talk."
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    Mall Fight: Corruption - ACT 1 - PART 2 - The First Descent (CLOSED)

    "Huh. Well, it's dead. I guess you can say..." I pull out sunglasses, "It's the Circle of Life!"
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    Mall Fight: Corruption - ACT 1 - PART 2 - The First Descent (CLOSED)

    I start to punch the lion, but slow down my fist and do a playful jab to amsuse the lion.
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    Mall Fight: Corruption - ACT 1 - PART 2 - The First Descent (CLOSED)

    "Corkscrew Cross!" I scream, lunging my fist at the lions' nose.
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    Mall Fight: Corruption - ACT 1 - PART 2 - The First Descent (CLOSED)

    I uppercut the lion. "Tiger Uppercut!" I scream. I follow up the uppercut with a right hook in the air. "Wa-chow!"
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    Mall Fight: Corruption - ACT 1 - PART 2 - The First Descent (CLOSED)

    "Hey, Tia and Tamera Mowry! The rumbling stopped. I'm pretty we're gonna have a boss fight soon or something."
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    Mall Fight: Corruption - ACT 1 - PART 2 - The First Descent (CLOSED)

    I lean over to Salt's recently suplex body, "Hey, Salt. You're, uh, not the alpha. You're more like delta."
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    Mall Fight: Corruption - ACT 1 - PART 2 - The First Descent (CLOSED)

    "Oh, shut up, Salt! You know you're my friend!"
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    Mall Fight: Corruption - ACT 1 - PART 2 - The First Descent (CLOSED)

    "Huh? Oh hey, it's you, Salt!" I immediately hug Salt, "Friendship!"
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    Mall Fight: Corruption - ACT 1 - PART 2 - The First Descent (CLOSED)

    I immediately jump up, blood splattered on my face from a broken nose, "Alright! Who wants some?! Let me at 'em! Let me at 'em!" I yell, swing my brass knuckles wildly.
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    Mall Fight: Corruption - ACT 1 - PART 2 - The First Descent (CLOSED)

    "Let's fucking go!" I yell. I immediately trip down the stairs of the sub basement.
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