Recent content by WafflesToo

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    Film These Heroes!

    Doc Sampson FTW! I imagine it would be very "Tick-esque" and would be a great movie to follow "The Avengers".
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    Stolen Pixels #215: Versus

    ROFL! I always figured that instead of "hitpoints" it should be "the force" and if you get hit you'd block with your own saber stupid fast. Once you're out of force then you start losing body parts and important organs...
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    263: How I Gained and Lost an Empire

    LOL, I think your article pretty well nails exactly what made MoO][ the best of the series. MoO]|[, ignoring the brokenness of the thing never did anything to pull me inside the game quite like 2 did. I usually play the game with one hand behind my back using some of the more useless...
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    Get Ready to Get Heavy With the LEGO Minigun

    MWA-HA-HA-HA! CRY SUM MOAR!
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    XCom E3 Trailer Brings the Disappointment

    "Almost nothing"? Why it's JUST LIKE X-COM: Enemy Unknown, only they took out the classic UFO stuff... and the Greys... and the strategy... and the investigations... and the research... and the air-intercepts... and the tactics... and the squaddies... and the teamwork... Ooooh, but...
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    Alyx Vance, supposedly one of the most developed characters in video games, is bullshit

    ROFL! Defensive much? Methinks I struck a nerve.
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    Alyx Vance, supposedly one of the most developed characters in video games, is bullshit

    Says the thickie with Laura "My-Eyes-Are-Up-Here" Croft as his avatar. Any one else ever wonder if nerds from a century ago spent there times bashing the works of Jules Verne because Orson Wells was obviously the superior author?
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    Resident Evil Creator: JRPGs Never Popular In the West

    Well my view is that the genre has evolved away from involving the player much at all. FFXIII being the latest example, but the last JRPG I tried to choke down was Xenosaga and the GAME part of the game was pretty brilliantly executed. The cut scenes... not so much. Bordering on outright...
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    Poll: I want a sniper rifle what should I get

    ... If you need a poll to decide which high-powered, quasi-legal murdermachine you just can't live without then I recommend a black powder sharps carbine with the stock attached the wrong way.
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    The Final Fantasy VII Remake is a Fantasy

    You know what, I have an idea. How about every single one of you crying for a remake go out and buy a copy of Oger or DarkBasic Pro or any one of the hundreds of scripting editors and have a shot at it yourself. You'll probably discover a few things along the way. "Nothing is...
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    The Story Snob

    PWNED!!1!
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    The Story Snob

    "(Also, I was just trolling you with Sonic Unleashed. Let's see if anyone ragequits the article and comments without reading all the way through.)" ROFLMAO! I had actually thought you'd taken leave of your senses myself. Well played. Totally with you, if they're going to do it, and...
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    Sony: Consumers Prefer Discs Over Digital

    There's something about a physical item that says "Ownership", something a digital download doesn't have (Hey! I can use this thing until my next hardware failure, all right!)
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    A perfect game.

    Depends on my mood mostly, but yes, any game that you are turning it off on a different calander day than you turned it on can definately be called a perfect fit for you. Mass Effect 1 and 2 do that for me sometimes, and sometimes it's Silent Hunter III or even XCOM: Enemey Unknown.