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    The Big Picture: American Sniper Sucks (And It's Okay To Admit That)

    American Sniper was an OK 3 out of 5 stars movie. That's it. It wasn't groundbreaking at all. It wasn't terrible and it certainly doesn't deserve the Oscar nominations it got. I'll be surprised if it gets any Oscars at all. That being said, Movie Bob's assertion that is was a...
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    Escape to the Movies: Blackhat - Haxxor

    I think it's pretty funny that Blackhat advertising is splashed all over the Escapist and Bob basically gave this movie a negative review. Way to stick to your journalistic integrity Bob. Side note: I don't think Bob knew that Blackhat would be sponsoring the Escapist at the time he wrote...
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    The Talos Principle Comes Out of The Myst and Through a Portal

    The way I'd try to describe the Talos Principle is the puzzles are like Portal, but the atmosphere and environments are like Myst. Portal is humorous; Talos Principle is thought provoking. Is TTP pretentious, ei. "attempting to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc...
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    Zero Punctuation: Talos Principle

    Finally! A game that I want to purchase with my Steam Gift Card! There has been a lot of meh games for 2014 and none of Yahtzee's top 5 really interested me. I like puzzles and I need to have the puzzle itch scratched.
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    Escape to the Movies: The Interview - This Is What We're All Getting Worked Up Over?

    Saw it last night. Thought it was pretty funny. That's about it. It wasn't a game changing comedy or anything but it was pretty funny.
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    How Far Cry 4 Nailed the Himalayas

    The only question going through my head is where can the franchise go next? They've done the island/jungle setting twice. They've been to the African Savanna and finally made it to a mountain setting. When I think of the name "Far Cry," I get visions of a location that is a "far cry" from...
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    Zero Punctuation: Far Cry 4 - F**k Eagles

    So, I've heard from a lot of reviewers is that Far Cry 4 is more of the same from Far Cry 3 but improved gameplay and a different exotic location. The story arc is a little bit more bland this time around. Yahtzee basically sums up what I've already heard. This will be a purchase for me...
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    LoadingReadyRun: On Location

    Problem with the website. I'd like to get info for lrrcon but "Website is offline."
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    LoadingReadyRun: What's Going On

    There may be better sources of news, but they don't have this bad toupee. Excellent skit!
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    Escapist News Now: No XBox One Headset Adapters Until 2014

    Fix the typo headline. Thankyouthatisall.
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    Zero Punctuation: Amnesia: A Machine For Pigs

    I wonder if Yahtzee will play Outlast. I know a lot of big name Youtubers are playing it now. The consensus seems to be that "Outlast" is better and more scary than "Amnesia: A Machine For Pigs." The mechanics of Outlast is innovative at least.
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    Feed Dump: Trains, Heads and Lobsters

    There was fowl play going on when Graham put the chicken on his head.
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    No Right Answer: Best Action Hero Ever

    Bruce Campbell. Thankyouthatisall.
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    No Right Answer: Most Disappointing Television Channel

    I really used to like History Channel. Then I switched over to History International when the regular History channel got so bad with stupid shows like "Ancient Aliens" and all the reality TV junk. Then they renamed History International to H2, then it quickly went downhill after that. Common...
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    Harm Bunnies in Yahtzee's Newest Game

    Small issue. I get through the set up complete screen then nothing happens. I've tried to install it twice but nothing. Fixes? Using XP