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    Poll: An offer: $2.5 million for literally everything you own

    I would graciously accept the 2.5 mil, and in the couple hours he has given me, fill all of my hard-drives with copious amounts of illegal and illicit material, take out thousands of pay day loans (on the hope that he acquires my debt) and possibly fill my house with bomb making equipment. Then...
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    Indiana Jones' Journal Mystery Disappointingly Solved

    I'm now half tempted to commission this prop maker to fashion me some items! If the quality is good enough to fool the postal service then he's clearly doing something right
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    Song Covers that are better then the original?

    Hand on your heart - Jose Gonsalez. Definitely kicks the crap out of kylies original pop version
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    Favorite NON-weapon item in a game

    Chinese Stealth Armour is easily the best! sneaking through the caverns beneath Old Alderney without alerting a single deathclaw. Simply magnifique
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    How would you kill everyone on a planet?

    I would reverse the north and south poles of the planet and watch with glee as the planet slowly tore itself into pieces. Or I would just use my godly powers to turn each and every one of them into clones of Keanu Reeves and Christian Bale.
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    Hardest game you've ever beaten

    Mirrors edge on hard without using guns was pretty difficult but for the hardest ever I would say Silent Hill, A) for being hard and B) for nearly making me cry
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    What kind of assassin would you be?

    well to me you just sound like a nerdy bellend who thinks he's all that
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    What kind of assassin would you be?

    I would jump on the heads of my enemies and then escape through a series of conveniently placed pipes....and i would be Italian.....and wear dungarees.
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    Games that make you feel like a total badass

    I have to say COD WAW gets honourable mention in my books. No better feeling than running at someone who hasn't seen you, then jumping and as they turn around stabbing them right in the chest with a bayonet... other than that taking down a tank by yourself with double pistols on survival mode...
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    What national steroetype do you conform to?

    So you just have no fun at all? I on the other hand am half snobby tea drinking brit but also half reckless irritating youth that people seem to complain about for running on their cars
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    If virtual reality exsisted what would be the first game you would play on it?

    Ocarina of time, Pokemon and then probably Sims....just to fuck with the system
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    What's on your mind at the moment?

    Just considering whether I'm brave enough to go to the bathroom, but if I do, I know the Grudge and the Ring will jump out and kill me...as always
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    What do you want your last words to be?

    I see, I see......Obi wan? And then every major religion cries as jediism prevails
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    Most Depressing Place Names

    I don't know about town names but there is a street in the town where I live called Downside lane, funnily enough there is a cemetery on this street
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    What was the last book you read?

    The Brothers Karamazov by Fyodor Dostoyevsky One of my personal favourites