Recent content by whycantibelinus

I have been playing games my entire life, been into off beat sci-fi and horror movies and tv shows, stuff like that, couldn't really relate to the mainstream world, i guess. I can't ever remember a time when "liking video games" got you labeled as a fucking loser who deserved nothing but disdain...

I'd guess that if someone were to have 10,000 friends it would probably take up a shit load of bandwidth just to keep transmitting the goddamned notifications. kerplock, kerplock, kerplock, kerplock...thats all that you'd hear when playing and I know you can turn off the notifications but it...

Well fuck. I'm sold. This looks like an excellent time.

Seconded. Then I want them to clone unicorns and dragons and march to war. That'd be a terrifying sight.

I don't know about that. I think a lot of people disagree with him and just watch because it's hilarious. He is always talking about how people PM him and ask him to review certain games and when he does he rips them apart. Side not, I don't think Yahtzee even agrees with Yahtzee. If someone...

Lets not forget the knights from Castle Crashers, that game pretty much MADE Xbox Live Arcade a viable game selling service.

Well, color me interested. I wasn't intrigued at all by the trailers and all the "OMG!IT'S SKYRIM WITH GUNS!" promotion, but your review has made it sound like a hell of a good time.

I'd like it to occur after ME3. The question of which ending is canon happened once before in an epic series and I'd really like to see BioWare do something similar. In The Elder Scrolls 2: Daggerfall there are six endings, each one completely different lore than the others. Bethesda, whilst...

I say fuck all this. Ridiculous. If anyone wants some badass psychotic love triangle action set supernaturally feel free to join me in watching TrueBlood. At least it has ultra violence and tits.

Hooray to my wife, she is excellent! Lets hear some love for significant others! It's wonderful to have companions to share life with, wouldn't you think?

Not that I'm not excited for this game, I am, but "groundbreaking" is a word that Game Informer uses for every fucking AAA game coming out these days. So as much fun as it will be to either have co-op or 3 separate, intertwining campaigns I probably wouldn't call it "groundbreaking", just a shit...

Oh for heavens sake do not listen to Tanner. DO NOT go get a taco shell, ground beef, taco seasoning, and mexican style cheese...ugh. Go find yourself a fucking corn tortilla, right? THEN! go find yourself some flank steak, right? THEN! Go get your ass some fucking cheddar cheese, right? THEN...

Excellent article! I am looking forward to reading you every Thursday sir, keep up the good work.

Agreed! I say he makes a movie where Dolph Lundgren is a scientist who, through a mishap in his lab develops the ability to smell crime, right? Then he goes out and stops said crime with his sexy smoking hot lab assistant, right? Then when they are done stopping said crime head back to the lab...

All this on top of the fact that it is not flying, there's no proof it did fly, and no proof it even could fly. A more accurate heading would have been "USO found in Baltic". Boom! Problem solved, crew doesn't look like idiots, reporter doesn't look like fucking moron, everyone is happy! USO...