Recent content by wickedmonkey

I think the biggest thing for me about the film was the humans just looked and acted like LARPers (some of that dialogue... sheesh), the Orcs stole the show - I reckon if the humans were CGI'd the same was and Durotan and chums they wouldn't look so out of place and could probably get away with...

Except what I've typed hasn't violated any rules outside of your delicate sensibilities. You not liking my tone doesn't break any rules of the forums. If I was outright insulting you and and posting swastikas or something then I would probably cop the banhammer and lose my account, which would...

Yes. If you're cheating/griefing/being abusive to other players etc. I don't see why developers can't revoke your access to their game. If it's in the EULA/Terms and Conditions and you hit "I accept", then you agreed to play by their rules. If people are upset because they're now £40 out of...

David Warner as Irenicus. Hands down.

The Bionic Commando reboot (the one with Steve Blum) Loved the grapple-hooking in it and launching myself (and unfortunate victims/vending machines) around the city. Multiplayer, when not plagued by cheaters was seriously good fun too.

That's a rather wonky analogy but whatever. The car itself has already been paid for, the product has provided its intended source of income for Ford. Your engine parts would be like official Bethesda mods for Skyrim, where as third-party parts would be user-created mods. Thanks for the...

You understand that the amount of Gems you have is just a number that gets checked and increased/decreased when certain functions are called right? The function that adds Gems will *only* be called after you make a legit purchase and is inaccessible to you otherwise. Without seeing the...

It's not piracy but it is theft - you've got a Free-to-play game you've been able to download from the developer at no cost to yourself to play and enjoy for as long as you like. You're now using a third-party program to modify that game in a way not intended by the developers to gain access...

Heavy Metal you say?

Want something quick and tasty? Bachelor Chow. 1 portion beef mince 1/2 to 1 onion depending on preference, diced 1/2 to 1 tin of baked beans, drained of most of the sauce As much cheese as you can stand 1 beef oxo cube or other dry stock cube (optional) Lightly fry onions in a large...

I want to say that maybe the devs idea behind this is to make you feel very uncomfortable and conflicted about what you're doing especially watching those close-up executions. Making you question your actions etc. But then I could be giving the devs waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... ...aaaaaaaaay too...

Zardoz. Sean Connery in some kind of red bandoleer jockstrap and kneeboots. He's told by a giant floating stone head which vomits guns that guns are good and the penis is evil. He shoots people and invades a hippy commune.

I'll admit, I've done nothing but laugh at the XBOne, I laughed at its reveal (SPORTS!), I laughed at the post launch numbers and I'm still laughing. PC master race here, I don't own a PS4 but I plan to a little later on - I'm in no hurry. Context out of the way, is it dead? No. Is it...

It's either that, the Sarlacc or some gargantuan subterranean elder beast that has been the cause of the planets seismic activity since the dawn of time.