Recent content by xitel

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    Editor's Note Escapist Magazine Volume 2: Issue 0

    Good to have you back, Russ. Really, good to have ANYONE back. This place devolved into a shitshow for a while there. Fingers crossed.
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    I've been away for a while, can y'all bring me up to speed?

    The IRC is still around, if you know where to look. Nearly dead, but that does mean you don't have to deal with the shit these forums ended up getting flooded with.
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    Resident Evil 7's First DLC Out Now on Xbox One, PC

    That's all well and good, but when are they going to talk about "Not a Hero", the DLC that's advertised IN THE GAME ITSELF?
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    Super Mario Run Cannot be Played Offline

    It'll also work with mobile data, I assume. A lot of mobile games require a connection these days, to be honest, and they use a miniscule amount of data.
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    Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare's Zombie Mode Stars David Hasselhoff as the DJ in an 80s Theme Park

    What ever happened to the plan of "IW does Spec Ops, Treyarch does Zombies, Sledgehammer does I dunno something else"? I fucking LOVED Spec Ops, both the challenge mode in MW2 and the wave survival in MW3. On the other hand, I can't stand Zombies. It's fucking boring. Bring back Spec Ops.
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    No Man's Sky PC Version Gets Last-Minute Delay

    http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/168030-No-Mans-Sky-PC-Delayed-Three-Days Now, why they posted the same story twice, that's a question I don't have an answer to.
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    SEGA Strengthens its Strategy Portfolio with Acquisition of Amplitude Studios

    Maybe not, but they sure did fuck up CoH2.
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    Final Overwatch Short "Hero" Hits You in The Feels

    Really? A Greek girl? Her name is Alejandra, her mother says "mija", and there are pinatas in the background. And let's not forget "Los Protectores" being out and out Spanish.
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    Saya No Uta Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying And Love The Tentacle Monster

    It's adorable. Completely empty in terms of plot, but adorable. Also has a rather interesting engine for a VN in which characters actually animate, rather than using still images.
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    Let's Nuke Mars! Says Elon Musk

    I think we all know the way to warm Mars is to cover the surface with moss and cockroaches. The moss will heat the planet, the cockroaches will eat the moss, and then everyone will die!
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    State of the Escapist, Late 2015 Edition

    Back in my day, we did stuff with things and we liked it. Good ol' days and all that whoziwatsits.
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    March Mayhem Avatar Request Thread 2015

    Haha, yeah no I don't blame you, I was just hit by nostalgia and thought I'd poke my head in. I don't need an avatar, I think you can see that I don't post nearly enough to justify it. Keep up the good work though!
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    March Mayhem Avatar Request Thread 2015

    This is still going on, huh? That's cool to hear.
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    Poll: Your presence on the Escapist.

    I used to be massive about three or four years ago. Now I'm nobody. Just the way I like it.
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    Hackers Claim Credit for Destiny, CoD Crash

    I think they're the opposite of gamers by this point. Not only are they not playing games, they're actively stopping others from playing them as well. I vote to call them "Annoying Pricks" as the official term. Because they're Annoying Pricks.