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    Zero Punctuation: Top Five Games of 2016

    Wow. This is the first year in which I have none of the ZP Top 5 Best (although I played a bit of Furi on PS Plus). It's also another year in which I won't be playing 3/5 of them because I'm hardly a Dark Souls fan (although I did get Dark Souls 3 because it has a gradual difficulty curve) and...
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    Zero Punctuation: The Last Guardian

    And so we have the first pre-Christmas week since 2011 without a ZP Review of a Nintendo game. I have a nagging feeling that it won't be the last one for long.
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    Report: Nintendo Switch Isn't as Powerful as a PS4

    Well, it is just a tablet with attachable buttons and sticks. It is an original system. And it is going to flop.
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    #163: Reverse Psychology

    Don't hold your breath. That will take at least 10 pages.
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    #161: Elements of Crystals

    You lost me at "filter out the water". I can accept telepathic mind control a la Ultron, but bodies need water for structural integrity.
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    #160: This

    They're still unclear. Give it 5 or so panels, and then we'll have an idea of its plans - probably with a plot hole to boot.
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    Careful. Reality has spikes and might shake you off.
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    #158: Lying

    At this rate, it will take five pages, and that's just the burning/melting.
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    PS4 Probed

    Thanks for pointing out the layers thing. The PS4 Neo Pro looks like the Big Mac of consoles, and it seems just as appetizing valuable.
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    #140: Back to Backstory

    I'm starting to think that Erin Dies In The End from that poison being in her so long.
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    Zero Punctuation: Grow Up

    I wonder if Yahtzee will progress even further in terms of "penises in ZP." I mean, he has now reached the point of "just color them light green" from the humble beginnings of "completely censoring them." I guess I should say something about the game, i.e. I didn't even know Grow Home had a...
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    Judging By The Cover: Judging Steven Seagal

    Segal is going to need an extra Safe Space now.
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    139: Auspicious

    That reminds me: what is Not-Tifa up to at this point, and where is Not-Barret?
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    Zero Punctuation: The Technomancer

    Gee. There are so many games and such that involve battling huge corporations: this game, Sunset Overdrive, Resident Evil, Saints Row IV, some Ubisoft games, ... BREXIT.
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    Investigating Overwatch's Stingy Loot System

    Gotta catch 'em all! Cosmetics!