Recent content by Xman490

Wow. This is the first year in which I have none of the ZP Top 5 Best (although I played a bit of Furi on PS Plus). It's also another year in which I won't be playing 3/5 of them because I'm hardly a Dark Souls fan (although I did get Dark Souls 3 because it has a gradual difficulty curve) and...

And so we have the first pre-Christmas week since 2011 without a ZP Review of a Nintendo game. I have a nagging feeling that it won't be the last one for long.

Well, it is just a tablet with attachable buttons and sticks. It is an original system. And it is going to flop.

Don't hold your breath. That will take at least 10 pages.

You lost me at "filter out the water". I can accept telepathic mind control a la Ultron, but bodies need water for structural integrity.

They're still unclear. Give it 5 or so panels, and then we'll have an idea of its plans - probably with a plot hole to boot.

Careful. Reality has spikes and might shake you off.

At this rate, it will take five pages, and that's just the burning/melting.

Thanks for pointing out the layers thing. The PS4 Neo Pro looks like the Big Mac of consoles, and it seems just as appetizing valuable.

I'm starting to think that Erin Dies In The End from that poison being in her so long.

I wonder if Yahtzee will progress even further in terms of "penises in ZP." I mean, he has now reached the point of "just color them light green" from the humble beginnings of "completely censoring them." I guess I should say something about the game, i.e. I didn't even know Grow Home had a...

Segal is going to need an extra Safe Space now.

That reminds me: what is Not-Tifa up to at this point, and where is Not-Barret?

Gee. There are so many games and such that involve battling huge corporations: this game, Sunset Overdrive, Resident Evil, Saints Row IV, some Ubisoft games, ... BREXIT.

Gotta catch 'em all! Cosmetics!