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    The Real Deal on Zero Punctuation

    No, I think for the mot part people understand this. You get children every now and then say how terrible ZP is now or something like that, but I think for the most part people in the comment section- if they disagree- follow the format: "while i agree on X, I'd like to bring up Y as a...
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    Black Ops Designer Regrets "Second Chance" Perk

    Just so I'm up-to-date on the general escapist consesus, COD4 was the pinnacle of the modern series (not COD2) in terms of best singleplayer/multiplayer? At least in combination. IMHO, yeah maybe you could argue MW2 improved multiplayer somewhat but COD 4 was the pinnacle of the series. More on...
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    Do you have a problem urinating near other people?

    As a matter of fact, when doing nature walks n' stuff with the lady friend on leave, I usually just aim a little to the side and continue the conversation. Sometimes she doesn't even notice.
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    Lego Universe Shutting Down in January

    Yeah, but can you imagine the shitstorm if some mom called her local news station about internet language in a Lego game? The brand as a whole is more important, so without having actually used the filter I think the right decision was made.
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    So, GameInformer gave Skyward Sword a 10/10

    Allow me to pile onto the band wagon. I am very suspicious. There is no such thing as a bad Zelda game, but 10/10 is Ocarina, LttP. Unless they take the series in new and interesting directions I will refer you to the ZP review of the previous iteration. Plus I don't like the art style, just...
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    Obsidian: Forget "Gimmicks" Like On-Disc DLC

    proof? example? anecdote?
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    Escape to the Movies: Tower Heist

    It was initially an all-black protagonist cast, and it got reduced to a bunch of white people plus one "African-American". Hmmmmm.
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    BioWare Teases New Game

    It's a game about a telemarketer who lives in Arizona. This image is from one of the QTE sequences in which you have to repeatedly tap "X" to not drop your coffee during your commute, or else your character will spill it into his crotch and swerve into oncoming traffic. You can tell because...
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    Chinese Parents Sell Kids To Fund Gaming Habits

    derp. But more importantly, don't for a second think that anyone here in the west can take the moral high ground here. Human trafficking is, in my humble opinion, the absolute more horrendous thing people do. And the United States/Europe receives some of the flow of enslaved humans. I don't...
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    Critical Miss: Battlefield 3

    BATTLEFIELD IS DEAD. LONG LIVE BATTLEFIELD. Do you remember when shooters were about shooting? What primitive, naïve children we were....
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    Batman Arkham City Review

    Regarding obscurumlux01's post: Ladies and gentlemen, please move along, there is nothing to see here. While I recognize that refusing to respond could by some be seen as a tacit tolerance of the post, I think the reviewer has responded in an appropriate manner and that should be the end of...
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    Trailers: Saints Row 3 - Professor Genki's Super Ethical Reality Climax

    I'd just like to point out for the record that the professor was doing the Crank Dar Soulja Boi dance.
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    WiFi Networks Watch You While You Sleep

    If the government wants to track you it would be much easier to just use the portable tracking/listening device we carry in our pockets.
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    You can now fuse any two things

    your face + your friend's butt= buttface Do not question the mind of YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH(etc.). For to comprehend it would drive a man to madness.
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    What are your 4 most recently played games?

    No order, all caps: I WANNA BE THE GUY TEAM FORTRESS 2 LEAGUE OF LEGENDS MINESWEEPER