Recent content by znix

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    Shows mysteriously gone from escapistmagazine.

    I visited the video archive and noticed that Doraleous and Associates is nowhere to be found. Same for Extra Credits. That leads me to wonder what other shows have vanished into thin air without any archive to back up their existence. Please help complete this list: 1. Doraleous and...
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    Disney Acquires Lucasfilm

    So Lucas raped his own franchise... now there'll be princesses raping it too.
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    Wasteland 2 Mastermind Won't Quit Kickstarter

    Let's see the game first. It better not just be fallout all over again.. Mechanics should go much deeper than that.
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    The Big Picture: You Are Wrong About Sucker Punch, Part Two

    I still feel it was a great movie. I took it at face value and enjoyed every minute of it. I should have felt ashamed or "sucker punched" for watching it, because it panders to eroticism which every healthy guy with normal testosterone levels enjoys? Won't happen. If the movie maker doesn't like...
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    DoA Dev Says Jiggle Physics Are Part of Japanese Culture

    Japan is awesome. People who get offended by digital boobs, or boobs at all, should stay inside and pull the plug. The ability to get offended by exaggerating or emphasizing the most NATURAL of things is a thing to be pitied.
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    Lets be honest about Mass Effect/Bioware

    Most games post Infinity-Engine era have been garbage. Even those supposedly great ones (KTOR) aren't that great from a game play and story perspective. Good characters mostly, but the rest was shit. It seems Bioware lost its way after it ditched the fleshed out world of Dungeons and Dragons...
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    So, my girlfriend is in porn and I don't know what to do.

    It's not like it's a big deal. Thousands of girls are in online porn. Who really cares? It's a bonus that you get an idea of what she might be into. Like if she's a repeat guest in the Monsters of Humongous Cock series :P
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    The DeLorean Comes Back [In the Future]

    The original at today's price would cost around $60k A much more reasonable price than $100k.
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    Diablo III Has Single Player Online

    All those reasons, especially no pausing, instant kick-off if the connection breaks and the lag death... Seriously crappy.
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    Steam User Finds Misogynistic "Joke" Buried in Dead Island Code [UPDATED]

    Who gives a crap about what the code says. Only people who are obviously useless on this Earth have the time to go through every single line of code in a game. Time to stop breathing and give up the precious oxygen to the rest of us, idiot.
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    Trailers: Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning - Demo

    I am so getting this. The combat looks great and it's definitely a first in an open world RPG of such massive proportions as this one. What they've shown so far completely shames DA2 and Fable in my opinion.
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    Conan Scriptwriter Ruminates On Failure

    The Expendables sucked dirty rectum, it really did. Predictable, corny and completely ridiculous action relying more on rotoscoping than anything those decrepit actors could muster today. I'm sure the new Conan is better. I haven't watched it yet, but I can hardly imagine any way it could suck...
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    Dragon Age 3 Will Blend Best Parts of the Series, Says BioWare

    I won't buy DA3 until it's bargain bin. DA2 clearly showed that reviews can be bought and paid for. Useless drivel, even here at the Escapist.
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    BioWare Co-Founder: RPGs Are Becoming "Less Relevant"

    Sounds like Bioware are becoming less relevant. Thankfully companies like 38 Studios/BHG are stepping up with real RPGs. Skyrim is coming out. Witcher 2 was recently released, etc. Guild Wars 2 will be heaps more fun than Bioware's upcoming crap MMO too :)
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    BioWare: Player Feedback Shapes Our Content

    They really listened to feedback alright. That's why they decided using monotonous, recycled environments over and over again in DA2 was a good idea. I say "poo" to that.