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    Game Theory: Mario is Communist?!?

    It's worth mentioning that Amanita Muscaria (or versions of it that do the same thing and look the same) is also found in northern Europe and especially in countries like Finland and Sweden, countries known for beating the shit out of russia and the soviet union.
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    4 Reasons Why The Mass Effect 3 Debate Refuses to Die

    This is just plain wrong. I was really invested in the games and not only did I think that they got better and better with each game, I though that the gameplay especially got better and better. The third game in the series was awesome and lived up to all of my expectations and the sole reason I...
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    Escape to the Movies: Lucy - It's Almost a Black Widow Movie

    I railed against Lucy a lot when the trailer hit because I think it's important to rail against movies that use pseudoscience as a premise. That said, I always mentioned that the movie looks awesome and that I will see it as soon as I can.
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    Movie Defense Force: World War Z - Despite The Title, A Great Zombie Flick

    World War Z infuriates me because while both it and How to train your dragon "took an excellent book and dragged it through the mud", people look at me as if I'm crazy when I criticize HTTYD while shouting abuse at WWZ. You can't forget that WWZ is a good movie in it's own right just as you...
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    Married with Children as a Parody of Men's Rights Activists

    There should be something in this article about the sane side of mens rights activism (not that any sane person would use that name) as there are legitimate problems that need to be brought up. While the majority of MRA's do seem to be merely opposing feminism and women's rights the fact is that...
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    RUMOR: Is Marvel Canceling Fantastic Four Comics to Hurt Fox's New Movie?

    Swordsman and Andrea are currently owned by Fox as they are mutants and it doesn't matter if you don't call them mutants if they have the same backstory. Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver are owned by Marvel as they are avengers but they can't be named as Magneto's children as he is still owned by...
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    Miracle of Sound: Dream of Goodbye (BioShock Infinite: Burial at Sea Song)

    While I still like "Dream of the sky" more this is a wonderful ending to a series of songs based on a wonderful ending to a series of games. What's that? They are going to make more Bioshock games but with a different studio? I'm not saying Bioshock 2 was bad and stands as living proof that...
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    Jim & Yahtzee's Rhymedown Spectacular: Marking Mad

    It does make a bit more sense to those of us who listen to his podcast (the dismal jesters) but admittedly not much.
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    Movie Defense Force: Paranormal Activity

    I didn't think that the jump scares were cheap or that there is anything wrong with found footage films, I just thought the movie wasn't scary or interesting. The characters (especially the "boyfriend" character) were unlikeable and dull, there are too many plot holes, the majority of the movie...
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    You can choose one super power, what will it be?

    Reality manipulation. I know it's a boring answer but I know that if I picked another power I would instantly run into a scenario where that specific power couldn't help....Of course this means that as soon as I pick my power I'm going to be attacked by sentient imaginary numbers.
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    The Big Picture: San Diego Comic-Con 2013

    I don't understand why people hate the new superman movie. I thought it was great and my friends and I have frequently talked about who is going to play Lex Luthor. On another note, I never really liked wonder woman on account of her being a little too weird at best and a lot too bitchy at...
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    The Big Picture: Secrets of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    SPOILER it has been confirmed that it is Sam wilson aka the falcon.
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    No Right Answer: Best Dreamworks Film Ever

    Yes, the fact that I read the book is the reason I hated the movie and yes, if the movie and characters went by different names I would have enjoyes the movie a lot. The reason I am angry is that now this is the closest thing to a HTTYD movie I will ever see and it bastardized the original...
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    No Right Answer: Best Dreamworks Film Ever

    First of all, how to train your dragon is terrible. It missed the entire point of the book and turned it into (comparatively) another bland movie that's just like every other kid movie. Secondly, Rise of the guardians. It's Avengers with holiday characters...the easter bunny has a legion of...
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    A cult forms around you. How do you react?

    Finally. I was starting to think that I was the only one who thought this.