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I Saw the TV Glow, 7/10

Psychological horror film from a couple years ago about a couple of antisocial teens obsessed with a 90s TV show.
If you like moody and weird, this is for you. If you like meta narratives and homages to pop culture this is for you. If you hate WOKE then it's not for you because the whole story is a metaphor for being trans.
My wife was bored out of her blessed mind, I was into the vibe.
 
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Argylle

Rating 6 / 10

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Tagline to get you to read my thoughts: Prince's Boy


Thoughts: OK Matthew Vaughn makes stylish movies often with comedy / quirky bits that are almost great for posting stylish flashy cool looking clips on social media and Kingsman The Secret Service was his big hit into the mainstream consciousness (compared to Kick Ass which I see as the equivalent of James Guns Troma era ad despite loving the film I didn't even know he directed Stardust) and don't like my 6/10 fool you, you will walk away from this movie having enjoyed it. The issue is the film is a lot of style being used here is having to do a lot of the heavy lifting to disguise a pretty wafer thin story which doesn't really get to explore the themes it sets up overly well.

The basic plot, fairly successful spy fiction writer ends up becoming the target of a spy organisation while another tries to protect her when it's revealed her stories are based on real missions and events and the current book is about a still ongoing mission complete with missing secret information. The only problem is Ellie has got writers block and is struggling to write the rest of the story, now very much not being helped by being on the run with a Spy while another spy organisation tries to capture her.

Theme wise it sort of struggles with the main theme it ends up hitting upon then not really going anywhere is the difference between fiction and reality with Ellie's suave sophisticated Henry Cavill (doing his very best pitch to be the new James Bond) as Argylle being contrasted with Sam Rockwell as Aiden the spy who is kind of shorter and seems to be having to improvise and just make it through stuff rather than being fully in control and confident and also slightly slovenly / in possession of some bad habits etc. The thing being the film doesn't really do much with this other than having Ellie seeing Argylle appear in place of Aiden sometimes and we see how she perceives the events as going often quickly switching back to the reality of Aiden not actually being in full control of the situation.

The problem with talking about this film even down to themes is the big twist which I won't spoil here but it doesn't feel like it fits in as a theme or the theming or it works fine from a narrative perspective but it feels like half way through the second Kingsman film finding out a certain character survived only the film starts part way through
his recovery.

You won't have a bad time, the acting is fine and Cavill and Cena do a great job playing over the top characters to the point of touching parody but this one feels like it lacks a lot of the deeper meaning that has made Vaughn's other movies memorable.
I really dug the movie for the 1st 30-45mins, but the plot and twists just kept digging a bigger and bigger hole. At one point, there's a twist that she really doesn't like cats and then there's a twist that she actually does like cats, I was like WTF...

Nobody 2

The merely adequate sequel to Nobody, which featured Bob Odenkirk as an everyman schlub who turns out to be a hitman/secret badass. In Nobody 2 he takes his family to a Midwestern amusement park for a quick, cheap holiday and within a day runs afoul with the local bad guys, a truly bizarre lineup comprised of Tom Hanks' kid (the good one) as a crooked sheriff and Sharon Stone as a psycho mobster. Then it's business as usual, but with diminishing returns. Amusement parks are always a welcome setting for your action movie climax, especially if they're rigged ala Home Alone (landmines in the ballpit! Spikes down the water slide!), I just don't find Odenkirk particularly likable in the part, and his family guy schtick isn't very funny or compelling. Dad should be the one desperately trying (and failing) to get his wife's approval and the kids excited or impressed; instead Odenkirk just plays him with a monotonously miserable energy while everyone around him has fun. That energy bleeds over most of the set-pieces and kills any tension.

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I recall the family conflict in the beginning about his working never actually got resolved throughout the movie.
 
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I recall the family conflict in the beginning about his working never actually got resolved throughout the movie.
The conflict is essentially handwaved by the wife when he pulls a wine from the place and year they met. She's so impressed by the fact he 1) figured out eBay and 2) planned six months ahead that all is forgiven. It's pretty flimsy and plays into boomer wisdom about doing something special for the missus now and then.

Then there's their kid curbing his violent tendencies, which had the parents worried, by abstaining from killing the one invader after he begs for mercy. And this is immediately after uncle RZA slices off a dude's skull with a katana. All's well that ends well!
 

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La Odisea de los Giles

Literally Odyssey of the Dunces, lamely retitled "Heroic Losers" in English. Argentine caper comedy framed around the economic crisis of 2001. A whole town pools together $158.000 to kickstart a co-op, and while still short the de facto leader puts it all into a bank account in order to secure a loan. The next day is December 1, 2001 - the banks and their wealthier clients walk away with every dollar deposited in the country, and while the peso crumbles under the surprise devaluation the rest of us suckers can only withdraw 250 pesos per week via government mandate. Until then the peso had been pegged to the dollar 1:1; 5 months later we'd gone through 5 different presidents (in the span of 11 days no less) and the ratio was 4:1. Today 1 peso equals 0.00071428571 dollars.

One year and a tragic death later, our heroes decide to team up to steal back their money. There's some minimal bumbling involved, mostly in the spectacle of seeing a dozen or so codgers running across the pampa with shovels and bolt cutters, but it's not a particularly funny movie. It's gunning for outrage and social justice, moments of tension, amusement, bitterness and rousing. The heist itself is sensible, if not particularly memorable. A key part of it is inspired by one of the characters watching William Wyler's How to Steal a Million, which is as good a plan as any. And I always appreciate it when the heist itself is plausible and doesn't involve ridiculous overhead that would double the break-even point.

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The conflict is essentially handwaved by the wife when he pulls a wine from the place and year they met. She's so impressed by the fact he 1) figured out eBay and 2) planned six months ahead that all is forgiven. It's pretty flimsy and plays into boomer wisdom about doing something special for the missus now and then.

Then there's their kid curbing his violent tendencies, which had the parents worried, by abstaining from killing the one invader after he begs for mercy. And this is immediately after uncle RZA slices off a dude's skull with a katana. All's well that ends well!
Any movie with a Wutang Clan member is automatically twice as good as it would’ve been without on average.
 

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After Hours (1985)

Dark comedy, directed by Martin Scorsese. Griffin Dunne plays Paul Hackett, a frustrated office drone in New York City. Paul meets an eccentric blonde named Marcy (Rosanna Arquette) in a diner. After being invited to her apartment in SoHo, late at night, a sequence of absurd accidents and unfortunate coincidences sends him on a paranoid odyssey through a nightmarish New York in the wee hours of the night, trying to get back home.

Let me go on a little tangent here: There is an indie game on itch.io, also on Steam, I'm pretty sure, called Blank Frame. Blank Frame is a short-ish horror game from Finland about a man named Henri who, for a variety of reasons, finds himself incapable of leaving his apartment and spending his night going through a variety of surreal misadventures attempting to do so. Apart from being a very obvious homage to Silent Hill 4, it feels oddly like an inversion of this movie about a mans futile struggles to get back to his apartment, all the way up to the tone being simultaneously anxiety inducing and absolutely hilarious, in a kafkaesque way.

Pauls journey through nocturnal SoHo has a dreamlike quality to it, where whatever loose logic the events happening to him follow, seems to have the sole purpose of denying him any catharsis. He tries his best to score with various women, yet all if them turn out to be some variety of insane. He tries to get the money for his fare back home, yet something always goes wrong. He gets the blame for various crimes committed in the neighborhood and with every attempt to prove his innocence, he digs himself deeper. Whatever he does, the man simply can't catch a break as he's being pinballed between seedy bars, apartments buildings and clubs and the odd, yet also oddly well characterized, people who occupy them.

There is, certainly, some subtext to a story about a white collar yuppie struggling to survive a night in a neighbourhood of sexual minorities, artists and various types of subculturalists that takes him way out of his comfort zone. There is a point to be made that, while Paul suffers some tremendously bad luck, not all of through no fault of his own. So many times when things go wrong for him, he tries to take the easy way out rather than taking full responsibility. Even though he, certainly, has a very big pile of shit dumped on to him in the very beginning, he surely doesn't miss any opportunity to dig himself in, rather than out. Which might be what stops this movie from approaching actual horror.

Because, make no mistake, there is something decidedly uncomfortable to After Hours. We glimpse that there is a darkness to many of the eccentric characters Paul comes across and while most of the dark events he comes across or is told about are played for humor, they are dark indeed. After Hours is the story of a man who has the rug pulled out under him, who is deprived of the quotidian logic of his bourgeois life and his 9 to 5 job to be left stranded in a place that might as well be a foreign country for how much he knows about navigating it. It's a story about a man way out of his depth, stuck in a place that seems actively hostile to him and deprived if a way out, at least on his own terms. Making it quite clear that his place is somewhere else, as the absolutely pitch perfect ending emphasizes.

After Hours is a fantastic movies, straight up. Probably one of the most overlooked in Scorsese's filmography. It's a meticulously constructed, darkly comedic and cheekily surreal journey through a kafkaesque nightmare of city life. About naking one wrong turn and ending up in a different world. As bizarre and exaggerated After Hour's SoHo is, it's a a perfect playground for all the meticulously constructed setups and payoffs to play out as they come to punish Paul one by one for being a stuck up yuppie in a place where his sort is not welcome and not adapted to. It is funny, tremendously so, but it's also beautifully uncomfortable. After Hours is, frankly, a damn fantastic movie.
 
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Ringu, 6/10

This is the original japanese feature version of The Ring which I spoke about earlier. It follows the plot pretty much to a tee, albeit with some significant deviations on certain details in the second half, mostly due to cultural reasons. The plot in this relies a lot on certain japanese cultural trends and tropes that simply don't translate to a more internationally aimed film.

It's overall a lot better than the remake, but I wouldn't call it a masterpiece either. Its mini-budget filmmaking (estimated at around $1,2 million) is used very cleverly, creating a lot of tension from just the absence of music, implication and certain iconic images. There's overall a lot more sense of tension and impending doom, its pacing is much tighter, and I'd say the acting's better too. But on the other hand the small budget is quite apparent in a lot of ways: the environments are mostly small and very ordinarily lit, and the visuals are a lot less interesting. While it is overall better done storywise, I was surprised at how certain things were actually better explored in the original, like Sadako herself, her motivations, and how the protagonist figures out the way to avoid the curse. While the remake explained too little, this explains I think about the right amount, but therein come the cultural, non-translatable elements. Some of it is just a bit hard to swallow.

The two make for a surprisingly interesting comparison: the remake is overall much weaker, but manages much higher highs. The original is better acted, but the remake has better production values and more visual flair. The original explains maybe just a bit too much, while the remake explains too little. I was surprised to find out that the movie is originally based on a book, and it made me wonder if literature would be the medium where this precarious balance could be handled best.
 

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The original explains maybe just a bit too much, while the remake explains too little. I was surprised to find out that the movie is originally based on a book, and it made me wonder if literature would be the medium where this precarious balance could be handled best.
Wait until you get to the original books and the sequel to the books. Don't even get me started on the manga adaptions and spin-offs.
 

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Apex (2026)

Charlize Theron stars as an extreme thrill seeker that ventures to the outback after her Aussie bf/hubby played very briefly by Eric Bana is quite definitively dumped (guess they weren’t quite Romeo and Juliet). There she winds up with more of a thrill than she bargained for. There have been several of these types of flicks in the past and this is pretty midrange. Likely inspired by one of my favorites, The Edge, but only scraping at its shins. If there’s one saving grace it’s that Theron did nearly all that climbing herself without a stunt double, which is pretty damn impressive and worth a watch in itself.
 

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Apex

Charlize Theron kills her husband, then flees off into the Australian wilderness looking for the next big thrill. She crosses paths with Taron Egerton, playing a character clearly inspired by James McAvoy in Split and Shia LaBeouf in real life, and the rest is your average survival thriller romp, except the ending is contrived as fuck and I don't wholly get how it's supposed to bring the story full circle. She's sorry for dropping wubby hubby to his death, but killing a cannibalistic serial killer in the exact same fashion... what? Forces her to confront her guilt, washes it away, turns the tragedy into poetry because it rhymes?

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