I saw Orbital ONCE back in 1999 on the Community Service tour for their Cleveland, OH stop; they were my favorite artists at the time, and it was a 2-hour drive for me. I tried to bribe a security guard to let me meet them or at least get an autograph; didn't work. Only thing I have from that day is an Orbital t-shirt I wore to a Moby concert months later where Moby actually pointed me out saying "Nice Orbital shirt!" between songs. And you decided not to see Phil Hartnoll because it was cold, and you'd already seen him twice the year before? You know I'm within my legal rights to kill you now, don't you? I won't actually kill you, obviously... maybe, but probably not.
I'd love to emigrate to the UK and have steady access to the music I love, but given my luck, if I did, all the artists I love would retire, and the UK would start some Apartheid policies making it illegal for me to hear any music within 1,000 meters of a white person.