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Me specifically? Wow.

Well, as you can see I've got a new dark theme avatar that I think looks pretty great and I spent way more time on than I probably should have.

How have you been?

Of course you, you're #1 on my list of most requested discord crossovers! You were supposed to appear in the final episode of season 2 3 years ago! How much money do I have to throw into the deal, Drath? The fans know what they want!

I'm surviving. It's a complicated situation. Still have until July for my military draft to end. We'll see by then.

Thanks, but I'm sorry. I'm not really a fan of Discord. It all just happens too fast for my liking. I like forums because I can read through and respond at my own pace.

I didn't know you were in the military. I think I would hate being in the military.

I am not in the military by choice. Compulsory military draft of 9 months. And I do hate being in the military.

I understand your reasons. It'd still be nice if there was another way for you to interact with the crew though.

What country are you from that has compulsory military?

Greece. It's a place.

@Neuromancer arguable

Argue then.

I argue that Greece is not a place. It is, in fact, a tourist trap, with cardboard models for monuments and an invented history of being the cradle of Western Civilization in order to draw in clueless Europeans who believe in some kind of cultural history.

Apparently the character limit for these messages is 420.

The truth of the matter is Democracy, the Olympics, marble statues, and the Tower of Babel were all invented in Finnland. However, building the tower caused God to curse the Finns to speak only gobblydegook, so these things propagated with an unknown origin.

People living in what is now called Greece hatched the plot to take credit for all these things around 1650 AD in order to attract Italian vacationers, and rebranded Finnish achievements in the arts and philosophy as their own.

420 is an interesting number for a character limit.

This profile comment system is kind of strange. People are going to come to my profile and see an argument over whether or not Greece exists. Of course, I approve, it's just strange is all.

It's not an argument if one side is unquestionably right.

Yes it is.

No it isn't.