#055: War Crimes

[The Wooster]

#055: War Crimes

It's a long list.

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[RJ 17]

It's a long list.

And judging by that couch, "Destruction Of Property" can be added to it.

 

[Robert B. Marks]

So...I've got a theory...

I think Erin is already dead, and this is her entrance into the afterlife/purgatory/call it what you will.

 

[FPLOON]

Well, that one one had it coming... because Gunny's a loose cannon cop who doesn't play by the rules... Or was that Ryan McCain?

Other than that, I'm sure Erin won't get charged for harboring a "fugitive" in this situation...

 

[Jacked Assassin]

Luckily the death of Alex Pendable doesn't count as a crime.
....
Assuming he wasn't the Superior Officer.

 

[MiskWisk]

Who the hell was stupid enough to get in front of the tank that walks like a man?

 

[Skatologist]

Hmmm...I wonder what game they'll come across next. Also how much time has gone by for Erin.

So...I've got a theory...

I think Erin is already dead, and this is her entrance into the afterlife/purgatory/call it what you will.

Most original fan theory ever.

 

[Darth_Payn]

Who the hell was stupid enough to get in front of the tank that walks like a man?

I don't remember that strip. And if we didn't see it, then it probably didn't happen.

Well, that one one had it coming... because Gunny's a loose cannon cop who doesn't play by the rules... Or was that Ryan McCain?

Other than that, I'm sure Erin won't get charged for harboring a "fugitive" in this situation...

I'd like to see these guys play a game like that.

 

[MiskWisk]

Who the hell was stupid enough to get in front of the tank that walks like a man?

I don't remember that strip. And if we didn't see it, then it probably didn't happen.

It was a joke. I was making a joke about how Gunny and space marines in general are less soldiers and more walking tanks thanks to the sheer amount of armour.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Officers are always in the way.

"Blah blah blah, you can't do that, blah blah blah, that's not your gun, blah blah blah, stop stabbing me."

 

[Shiftygiant]

I'm liking the series and the art

 

[hittite]

Huh. You don't often see shooter protagonists face charges for all of the illegal/immoral stuff they do on a regular basis.

 

[Mikeybb]

When gunny treasons, he goes all out.

So...I've got a theory...

I think Erin is already dead, and this is her entrance into the afterlife/purgatory/call it what you will.

...and now I feel sad.
It's a good theory though.

Soooo.
Actual preamble to the afterlife or just long suffering neurons firing off as she slips away?

 

[Robert B. Marks]

Hmmm...I wonder what game they'll come across next. Also how much time has gone by for Erin.

So...I've got a theory...

I think Erin is already dead, and this is her entrance into the afterlife/purgatory/call it what you will.

Most original fan theory ever.

Well, it is called Erin DIES Alone...

 

[Skatologist]

Hmmm...I wonder what game they'll come across next. Also how much time has gone by for Erin.

So...I've got a theory...

I think Erin is already dead, and this is her entrance into the afterlife/purgatory/call it what you will.

Most original fan theory ever.

Well, it is called Erin DIES Alone...

But aren't we all slowly dying ourselves? Alone? In the cold cruel vacuum of space? Eat at Arby's!

 

[weirdee]

Let's be real, when an NPC doesn't get out of the fucking doorway, we're gonna make em move, even if it takes going into debug mode.

 

[Skatologist]

But aren't we all slowly dying ourselves? Alone? In the cold cruel vacuum of space? Eat at Arby's!

Arby's - for when slowly dying alone is too good for you.

I'll just leave these most relevant ones here: [tweet t=https://twitter.com/nihilist_arbys/status/646400888425316352][tweet t=https://twitter.com/nihilist_arbys/status/628363827688644608]
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Arby's- for when you want to find depressing shit absolutely hilarious

I wonder if Gunny is just going to be popping up in all the future adventures by squashing people on the head from out of nowhere. Seems like a schtick for Mario, but we already know Erin is favouring Sega in that console war.

I'd imagine the next gaming locale they're going to will have him attempt to try and kill anything either he thinks is a threat or is deemed and an enemy and he has to slowly learn you can't just shoot at everything to solve your problems. He'd be absolutely shocked if a game contained zero things he could shoot.

 

[RJ 17]

I'd imagine the next gaming locale they're going to will have him attempt to try and kill anything either he thinks is a threat or is deemed and an enemy and he has to slowly learn you can't just shoot at everything to solve your problems. He'd be absolutely shocked if a game contained zero things he could shoot.

Here's hoping their next stop is an Animal Crossing parody. :3