I've sworn off Pop Tarts. One time in Highschool, I was almost late for my class and if I wanted to make it there on time, I'd have to run almost the entire way there. Despite being overweight, under-slept and my school being roughly a mile away, I proceeded to do just that, but not before shoveling 2 Pop-Tarts and a huge cup of Strawberry drink into my mouth. The results were about what you'd expect.
So this comic hits a little close to home. I should probably start a jogging regimen or something....