Take the "What Minion Are You?" Quiz!

[WMDogma]

Take the "What Minion Are You?" Quiz!

Which kind of expendable...er, loyal minion are you?

Ah, minions. What evil overlord or mad scientist doesn't have a few hanging around, doing the grunt work or heavy lifting? Unsuccessful ones, that's who!

In honor of the unseen heroes who clean the death rays, chase blindly after goody two-shoes heroes, or are incapable of speech due to highly unethical science experiments, we've put together a quiz of some of the best disposable cannon fodder loyal and honorable minions in games and film!

Find out which one best matches your personality!

Take the quiz! [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/view/197]

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[Ne1butme]

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The link to the quiz is broken.

 

[Li Mu]

The link to the quiz is broken.

Clearly you are the type of minion who checks for broken links. It's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it.

I've found that some of the more recent quizzes are oddly focused.

For example, a quiz for "What Marvel Super Hero Are You" would have a question such as...

What music do you like?
A. Run DMC
B. Snoop Dog
C. 2 Pac
D. Dr. Dre

I'd sit there thinking, "I don't like ANY of them because I don't like hip hop and what the hell does this have to do with super heroes?"

I forget which quiz I recently completed which was like this, but it was very odd.
The question had absolutely no relation to the quiz and the choices were far too similar. It's as though the creator of the quiz just chose bands from his own playlist.

 

[Furism]

Correct link, for impatient minions like me: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/view/197-What-Minion-Are-You

 

[Qitz]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

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ORC!

 

[therandombear]

Hey, sexy mama. Wanna kill all humans?

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Welp, I'm a robot.

Who wants too use their robotic laser with me and incinerate some do-gooders?

 

[Fasckira]

Got the Stormtrooper one, whoop whoop!

 

[Best of the 3]

[a href="http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/result/197.243-Bug%21"][br]SCREEEEEECH

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Welp, I'm a bug. I guess that's nice. Being compaired to the thing that most people find on the bottom of their shoes XD

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

[a href="http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/result/197.239-Zombie"][br]All we want to do is eat your brains...

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Oh that is just a [i]nasty[/i] image.

However, if my superiors demand me shamble, than shamble I must.

 

[dalek sec]

[a href="http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/result/197.242-Robot"][br]Hey, sexy mama. Wanna kill all humans?

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The Omnissiah will be pleased with this~ *makes the sign of the Cog*

Yay, more badges for me! :D

 

[Jack Rascal]

"I can't see a thing in this helmet!"

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I apparently "make up for my lack of marksmanship and combat skills with dedication and bravery", sounds about right

 

[Jandau]

Why is Deadpool listed as a supervillain?

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Hey, sexy mama. Wanna kill all humans?

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Ha! I only wish!

 

[antipunt]

I'm an Overlord, and this quiz offends.

 

[Ed130 The Vanguard]

[a href="http://www.escapistmagazine.com/quizzes/result/197.240-Stormtrooper"][br]"I can't see a thing in this helmet!"

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All thing considered I would be a Stormtrooper in real life.

 

[octafish]

"I can't see a thing in this helmet!"

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So I'm an intergalactic Kiwi clone? I was right... too much weights, not enough speedwork. Useless prick.

Not quite me, also I'm a little short to be a Stormtrooper...

 

[Atmos Duality]

Robot.


Methodical, efficient, clean, effective.
....Unless we're talking about Terminator Salvation; then we can't hit a single meatbag with a minigun at close range.

 

[soren7550]

All we want to do is eat your brains...

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I can feel my self confidence soaring.