As a 19 year old, I wish more girls had pixie cuts dyed fun colors. I don't know many girls with really long hair though, so you're a bit off on that.
Most girls don't say "omg" unless they're doing it ironically. And if they completely misunderstand what irony means.
James looked pretty sharp until the jeans. Oh god why. No pair of pants should be that light. Aside from the aviators (and the horrid pants), he reminded me of how I dressed in high school.