Farming Simulator 2013 Unleashes Its Mean Machines

Andy Chalk

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Farming Simulator 2013 Unleashes Its Mean Machines

Hot new screens featuring the full fleet of Farming Simulator 2013 vehicles are burning up the internet.

Farming Simulator 2013 absolutely crushed Gamescom [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/119122-Farming-Simulator-2013-Wins-Gamescom] this summer, but its not letting up for a second - this game is plowing the internet like a Case IH Magnum 340 driven by a responsible man of serious intent! Just look at these awesome machines: ruby red, gleaming green, dignified gray and even splashes of suspiciously iconoclastic yellow as far as the eye can see! Or at least, within the confines of the virtual parking lot.

And we're not talking about just run-of-the-mill John Deere stuff here, either. This game has Deutz-Fahr. It has Horsch. It has Amazone. It has Lamborghini! And yes, Lamborghini makes tractors; I googled it [http://www.lamborghini-tractors.com/en-EN/44en.html], just to be sure.

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Farming Simulator 2013 will feature over 100 authentic, meticulously detailed tractors, harvesters and other tools of the trade from more than 20 officially-licensed and world-famous brands. And with full online and LAN multiplayer support, you can even grab a couple of these roaring beauties and play chicken with your friends!* That's farming, baby!

Farming Simulator 2013 comes out in October for the Xbox 360 and PC, while the PlayStation 3 version is expected to launch in early 2013. To learn more about the most exciting farming simulator ever created, check out farming-simulator.com [http://www.farming-simulator.com/about.php?lang=en].

(*You probably can't actually play online tractor chicken with this thing, but it would be pretty cool if you could.)


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Ldude893

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The gaming world's got some weird genres.
I guess some people really like farming, but it's hard for me to grasp what's enjoyable in a game like this.
 

Brainst0rm

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Pretty sure a farming sim killed Andy Chalk's parents. Or was it firebenders? I get confused sometimes.
 

Tanis

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If I'm going to do some kind of farming sim, I'd rather play Harvest Moon.
 

Berithil

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Brainst0rm said:
Pretty sure a farming sim killed Andy Chalk's parents. Or was it firebenders? I get confused sometimes.
At least it wasn't as "loving and adoring" as his last Farming Sim article :p
 

Mr. Omega

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Farming Sim, man. It's L33T MLG-Legit Pro.


In all seriousness: Well... goody for those interested.
 

Azuaron

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Look, I learned to program so I wouldn't have to do jobs like farming or construction. If I'm not even going to get paid for it and I don't even get to actually drive the big machines (which, let's be honest, is the only fun part about such jobs), why would I want to play such a game? Is it just that, since I have actual experience with the work, I'm too aware of the realities and hardship of it for a simulation to be entertaining?
 

Scrustle

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I knew Lamborghini started out making tractors, but I had no idea they were still making them. That's pretty cool.
 

Me55enger

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I farm for real.

In fact, im on site wall to wall atm because my boss has pissed off to Ireland for a "holiday"

Its not fun. Its filthy, hard, cold, smelly and filthy.

We did have a Lambo tractor. Old thing. Held together with rust. We scrapped it.
 

DTWolfwood

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Be honest, who read the article because of the Lamborghini thumbnail? I know i did. lol
 

Dogstile

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Mr. Omega said:
Farming Sim, man. It's L33T MLG-Legit Pro.


In all seriousness: Well... goody for those interested.
I was laughing for the entire video, well played sir.

OP: FARMING! Seriously, who the hell even buys these things?
 

Bobic

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So PS3 users get screwed out on the release dates of Skyrim DLC and Farming Simulator 2013?

I think it's time to switch consoles guys.

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This must be included in this thread, the law and God require it.
 
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Activision and Call of Duty best watch their backs. This game looks set to finally de-throne them.
 

Andy Shandy

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Mr. Omega said:
Farming Sim, man. It's L33T MLG-Legit Pro.


In all seriousness: Well... goody for those interested.
I love that this video comes up in every article on "X Simulator". Makes me laugh every single time.
 

bimon_1234567

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Scrustle said:
I knew Lamborghini started out making tractors, but I had no idea they were still making them. That's pretty cool.
Yeah, I think it's good that they never gave up on their original core business. Manufacturing farming machines certainly has a better long term perspective than making needlessly fast cars for people with too much money to spend.
 

antipunt

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Andy Shandy said:
Mr. Omega said:
Farming Sim, man. It's L33T MLG-Legit Pro.


In all seriousness: Well... goody for those interested.
I love that this video comes up in every article on "X Simulator". Makes me laugh every single time.
Hmm...need to watch this after I get home from work >_>

In other news: Andy having so much fun with this. :D