League of Legends Player Accidentally Streams Masturbation

[The Wooster]

League of Legends Player Accidentally Streams Masturbation

It turns out that alt+tabbing doesn't turn off your webcam.

Not content to let Ilyes "Stephano" Satouri take the award for livestreaming gaffe of the month, a League of Legends player has been caught masturbating during a live match.

Andrew "Slooshi" Pham was livestreaming one of his rounds earlier today, when he decided to alt-tab, watch some porn and entertain a brief visit from Rosie Palm and her five daughters. Unfortunately, he forgot to turn off the livestreaming program he was using to capture his game. The program captured both the on-screen action - "Shower and Massage with hot beauty Asian Kina Kai" courtesy of SoapyMassage.com - and 17-year-old Slooshi's, uh, appreciation of the video.

Rather than curl up into a ball and wish for death, Slooshi seems to be taking the gaffe in his stride. Once he got a grip on the situation, he changed the banner of his streaming site to read "Got caught fapping AMA" and has even joked that his impromptu genital fondling was a legitimate "tactic."

Slooshi isn't the first victim of accidental livestreaming. Last month, small time DOTA streamer, Zyori, became infamous when he failed to turn off his streaming program before wandering around semi-naked. Viewers were treated to the sight of Zyori, naked from the waist down, scratching his scrotum and spending a minute appreciating its scent.

More recently, professional StarCraft 2 player, Illyes "Stephano" Satouri, was suspended from play for a month following a series of off-color jokes about child abuse he made during a game he assumed was private. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/120107-Pro-Gamer-Suspended-For-Saying-He-Had-Sex-With-a-14-Year-Old]

Source: Twitch.Tv [http://www.twitch.tv/slooshi]


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[EvilChameleon]

Holy christ that's funny.

 

[dyre]

Masturbating between League of Legends rounds, really? It reminds me of when my roommate would play LoL for entire days on end, and sprint to the bathroom / throw ramen in the microwave between rounds. I'm pretty sure if he ever took a shit on one of those bathroom runs, he didn't bother to wipe his ass.

Cmon, you can spare a real break to masturbate. :/

 

[RN7]

Really sucks to be that guy. Granted, the hilarity of his failure to remain attentive was probably more interesting than his gameplay.

 

[SlamDunc]

Good for him taking it in stroke... I mean stride.

I dont like the guy in the video though.

 

[burningdragoon]

So I guess being surprised this happens is not the appropriate response? Interesting/funny.

Once he got a grip on the situation...

>.>

 

[2fish]

But if this is where LoL is going what will be the point of chat roulette?

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Gotta get it out while you still have nurse Akali in your head man.

Grey you might want to let everyone know that Rosie Palm's youngest daughter is 18. No need for legal issues here.

 

[5ilver]

Apparently people watching porn counts as news these days >.>

 

[Aaron Sylvester]

But the question on everybody's mind is: Does LoL really have the biggest player base?

I would believe so. It is played across Asia (primarily the "grind" countries like Korea/China) and is quite possibly the biggest game next to World of Warcraft in the western world. Plus it's F2P. All that would easily add up to a game with the largest playerbase, and it's growing by the minute.

Really sucks to be that guy. Granted, the hilarity of his failure to remain attentive was probably more interesting than his gameplay.

That's the thing though, instead of being embarrassed (he probably still is a bit) he's taking it with a hearty laugh and turned it into something positive. By doing that he's turned the whole thing around so most people will tend to laugh WITH him, not AT him
That's about the best anyone could make of the situation! Wouldn't you say?

Also he's done free advertising for Kina Kai, I bet she would be pleased.

Looking her up now.

 

[Fappy]

Professional athletes get caught banging hookers and doing blow. Professional e-sports players get caught fapping in front of everyone in the world.

Somehow I feel as if these guys aren't doing nerd stereotypes any favors XD

 

[Susan Arendt]

Am I the only one laughing at "SoapyMassage.com"? It just doesn't stop being hilarious.

 

[CardinalPiggles]

If only Feed Dump picked up on this before filming...

 

[VanQ]

Well, it could have been worse. He could have fapped to some seriously hardcore hentai in front of the world. I don't think he'll ever live this down, but at least you could say that he avoided the worst possible scenario.

 

[kajinking]

Well, it could have been worse. He could have fapped to some seriously hardcore hentai in front of the world. I don't think he'll ever live this down, but at least you could say that he avoided the worst possible scenario.

It's sad that I know all too well just how bad that can be, I'd post a link for anyone who feels like playing Russian Roulette with the internet but I'm not sure if that if that would get me banned or not.

 

[VanQ]

It's sad that I know all too well just how bad that can be, I'd post a link for anyone who feels like playing Russian Roulette with the internet but I'm not sure if that if that would get me banned or not.

Yeah, that would certainly net you a ban. I don't think you're allowed to post anything pornographic here since it's a SFW board. If anyone wants to play russian roulette with the internet, they need only type one word into Google and hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button.