NSA Chief Built the Star Trek: TNG Enterprise Bridge

Karloff

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NSA Chief Built the Star Trek: TNG Enterprise Bridge



Everyone wanted to sit in the chair and pretend to be Picard. As you do.

Lt. General Keith Alexander, the gent in charge of the US National Security Agency and, arguably, the world's most famous spy right about now, built his Information Dominance Center - that's base of operations to the likes of you and me - in homage to the bridge of Next Generation's Enterprise-D. Perhaps he hoped to boldly go where no intelligence gatherer had gone before, but lawmakers loved the idea. When invited to Alexander's sanctum, they took turns sitting in the captain's chair, pretending to be Jean-Luc Picard. Don't go thinking this was some knock-off, as Alexander takes his sci fi seriously; he brought in a Hollywood set designer to help him achieve that authentic look, complete with doors that made a 'whoosh' sound when they slid open and closed.

It was all part of the show, from a man who could "charm the paint off a wall," according to a former administration official. He had his massive screen set up so the 'captain' could get a good view, at which point he'd demonstrate his impressive data collection efforts with all manner of graphs and footage. Razzle-dazzle wins hearts and minds, and those who paid Alexander a visit often walked out from a Big Board [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZV_lIwmz5E] demonstration as his Washington ally. It's a hell of a boost to play Picard, even for a moment, and then to be told, by the man who ought to know, what's really going on in the world; you'd have to be made of stone not to listen.

But then Alexander's also the man his immediate predecessor described as a "cowboy," according to I need to get all of the data [http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2013/09/08/the_cowboy_of_the_nsa_keith_alexander?page=full&wp_login_redirect=0]," claims a former administration official. "If he becomes the repository for all that data, he thinks the resources and authorities will follow." He and his scientific advisor James Heath have spent their careers - and an eye-watering amount of cash - building towards this moment, when their shiny new Dominance Center convinces Washingtonians a new era in intelligence gathering is dawning.

"There's two ways of looking at these guys," a retired military officer claims. "Two visionaries who took risks and pushed the intelligence community forward. Or as two guys who blew a monumental amount of money."

Source: Stuff.co.nz Technology Blog [http://www.stuff.co.nz/technology/digital-living/9157295/NSA-war-room-modelled-after-Star-Trek]


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GamemasterAnthony

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Karloff said:
"There's two ways of looking at these guys," a retired military officer claims. "Two visionaries who took risks and pushed the intelligence community forward. Or as two guys who blew a monumental amount of money."
Por que no los dos?

Actually, in all seriousness...this does seem like a good idea from a organization standpoint. The Enterprise-D bridge does have a nice design so that anyone using it for the work they do can do so in relative comfort and can utilize the various monitors for multitasking.
 

McMullen

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This feels rather inappropriate; I am pretty sure the characters who worked on that bridge would be disgusted with some of the things the NSA has been doing lately, and what the replica bridge is being used for. This guy is in serious need of a Picard lecture.
 

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I'm guessing this is part of the appeasement process to make NSA look good in the public again... I don't think this one will do the trick as you are playing with other peoples money.
 

Ed130 The Vanguard

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Karloff said:
Source: Stuff.co.nz Technology Blog [http://www.stuff.co.nz/technology/digital-living/9157295/NSA-war-room-modelled-after-Star-Trek]
Wait, you picked that article up from from Stuff?

I really should start using that site again.
 

KeyMaster45

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Ladies and gentlemen of the US, our tax dollars at work fulfilling the dream of a nerd with far, far too much power.
 

Gromril

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It's not a bad design for a command centre to be fair. Still, Dafuq 'murica, you got so much money you have to spend it or the bank burns it or something?
 

BoogieManFL

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I hope they used my tax money to build this because that is awesome.

If you don't like the idea then let me ask you.. If you were there, would you sit in the chair? And would you probably say "Make it so!"? Yes? I thought so.

And if I were that scientist dude, as soon as no one else was around I'd totally start doing a Dr. Evil laugh while sitting in the chair and then rub my hands together deviously.
 

DEAD34345

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Is it seriously called an "Information Dominance Center"? I can't be the only one getting slightly creepy super-villain vibes from this whole thing.

rhizhim said:
"Several former intelligence officials who worked with Heath described him as Alexander's 'mad scientist.' Another called him the NSA director's 'evil genius'," a former intelligence official said.
Oh, shit. Now I'm actually concerned. Hopefully they'll go for world domination rather than destruction.
 

TiberiusEsuriens

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Karloff said:
"There's two ways of looking at these guys," a retired military officer claims. "Two visionaries who took risks and pushed the intelligence community forward. Or as two guys who blew a monumental amount of money."
Retired veterans are interesting to listen to because while there is still that loyalty thing they finally feel free to speak their minds. This guy is 'playing it straight' but I'm pretty sure I picked up on which side he chose.
 

Adam Jensen_v1legacy

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So he completely missed the point of the show. He should strive to always be a better man than he was. But he's just an asshole who turned out to be an even bigger asshole.
 

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Gromril said:
It's not a bad design for a command centre to be fair. Still, Dafuq 'murica, you got so much money you have to spend it or the bank burns it or something?
We don't have it, the corporate masters in control of everything have it.
 

shirkbot

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Oh good, I'm so glad this happened. I was getting bored without being disappointed in humanity on a daily basis...
 

Gennadios

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Adam Jensen said:
So he completely missed the point of the show. He should strive to always be a better man than he was. But he's just an asshole who turned out to be an even bigger asshole.
No, he'd make a pretty decent USS Voyager captain in my opinion. He just needs to refuse to save some Afghan children from a volcano in the name of the prime directive, possibly make the coffee machine power supply incompatible with the rest of the building, and I'll be totally in favor of allowing the NSA to don Starfleet uniforms.