Update on Global Clown Policy

[Nick Lerman]

Update on Global Clown Policy

Stop sending clowns.

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[Hippogriff]

I'll stop sending clowns when you stop sending Juggalos.

 

[freaper]

Who are the Egyptians in this analogy? The lion-tamers or the acrobats?

 

[Nick Lerman]

I'll stop sending clowns when you stop sending Juggalos.

I was told those would be untraceable. I will seek a refund.

You know the old saying..."When life gives you Juggalos,
make a concerted effort to reconsider the choices that have lead you to this scenario."

 

[Nick Lerman]

Who are the Egyptians in this analogy? The lion-tamers or the acrobats?

Carnies.
We all derive from one wandering circus or another. We need more lion-tamers and acrobats as well as contortionists.
Put your round noses and tiny hats away!

 

[Xman490]

So would the Toothbrush Clown be a member of this race? Are male clowns terrifying home invaders, desperate to make a living off of parents who need to coerce their children? Does all this Peril World stuff even make sense?

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

So, does that make God those Italian clowns?

I don't remember what they're called, but I would assume that's what he would be in this analogy.

Burning clown car instead of a bush? Works for me.

 

[Namechangeday]

So, I'm thinking of donating to an organization to help these clowns but I can't find any. Do none exist?

 

[kailus13]

So would the Toothbrush Clown be a member of this race? Are male clowns terrifying home invaders, desperate to make a living off of parents who need to coerce their children? Does all this Peril World stuff even make sense?

Surely this is a depiction of the origins of the Toothbrush Clown.

Those plants look like those "corn dog" things I've seen in cartoons.

 

[McMarbles]

I thought global clown populations where on the decline since they legalized hunting in twenty states.

 

[Someone Depressing]

Stupid damn clowns, taking all of our jobs.

Take your damn unicycles and bullhorns elsewhere, you joke.

 

[Imp_Emissary]

So, does that make God those Italian clowns?

I don't remember what they're called, but I would assume that's what he would be in this analogy.

Burning clown car instead of a bush? Works for me.

Spoiler: Do you mean a Harlequin?

[https://imageshack.com/i/0riirmp]

Now how could you forget that. ;p

Spoiler: :( Now she's sad...

[https://imageshack.com/i/5mpfsij]

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

So, does that make God those Italian clowns?

I don't remember what they're called, but I would assume that's what he would be in this analogy.

Burning clown car instead of a bush? Works for me.

Spoiler: Do you mean a Harlequin?

[https://imageshack.com/i/0riirmp]

Now how could you forget that. ;p

Spoiler: :( Now she's sad...

[https://imageshack.com/i/5mpfsij]

Yes! That's the name I was trying to think of.

And to be completely fair, I had just barely woken up and was having my first cup of coffee. >.>

I think God would look lovely in that garb, minus the knives of course.

 

[immortalfrieza]

Clowns?!? Please no! Not the clowns! NOT THE CLOWNS!!!:

 

[Imp_Emissary]

So, does that make God those Italian clowns?

I don't remember what they're called, but I would assume that's what he would be in this analogy.

Burning clown car instead of a bush? Works for me.

Spoiler: Do you mean a Harlequin?

[https://imageshack.com/i/0riirmp]

Now how could you forget that. ;p

Spoiler: :( Now she's sad...

[https://imageshack.com/i/5mpfsij]

Yes! That's the name I was trying to think of.

And to be completely fair, I had just barely woken up and was having my first cup of coffee. >.>

I think God would look lovely in that garb, minus the knives of course.

:0 But without the knives, how will the clown God carve out the universe?

Don't feel too bad by the way.
Everyone forgets stuff now and then.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

So he's going to eventually grow up as the Prince of the Carnival, find out his true heritage and be banished only to return and bring a variety of plagues upon the tents oppressing his people?

Naaaah, that could never happen. Everyone knows that the gods of the Carnival are real, not like the one god of the Clown people. Don't worry, we can keep giving Corndogs to our firstborns in peace while the Clowns erect tents in our honor and work the crowds.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

So, does that make God those Italian clowns?

I don't remember what they're called, but I would assume that's what he would be in this analogy.

Burning clown car instead of a bush? Works for me.

Spoiler: Do you mean a Harlequin?

[https://imageshack.com/i/0riirmp]

Now how could you forget that. ;p

Spoiler: :( Now she's sad...

[https://imageshack.com/i/5mpfsij]

Yes! That's the name I was trying to think of.

And to be completely fair, I had just barely woken up and was having my first cup of coffee. >.>

I think God would look lovely in that garb, minus the knives of course.

:0 But without the knives, how will the clown God carve out the universe?

Don't feel too bad by the way.
Everyone forgets stuff now and then.

Holy clown magic?

I'm sure clown God can do wonders from his mask and holy clown staff as the harlequin God. Maybe he can give it to clown Moses to let his people go and create his own carnival.

It's all up to clown God at this point.

 

[Imp_Emissary]

So, does that make God those Italian clowns?

I don't remember what they're called, but I would assume that's what he would be in this analogy.

Burning clown car instead of a bush? Works for me.

Spoiler: Do you mean a Harlequin?

[https://imageshack.com/i/0riirmp]

Now how could you forget that. ;p

Spoiler: :( Now she's sad...

[https://imageshack.com/i/5mpfsij]

Yes! That's the name I was trying to think of.

And to be completely fair, I had just barely woken up and was having my first cup of coffee. >.>

I think God would look lovely in that garb, minus the knives of course.

:0 But without the knives, how will the clown God carve out the universe?

Don't feel too bad by the way.
Everyone forgets stuff now and then.

Holy clown magic?

I'm sure clown God can do wonders from his mask and holy clown staff as the harlequin God. Maybe he can give it to clown Moses to let his people go and create his own carnival.

It's all up to clown God at this point.

Well, that leaves us with just two more important questions.

What/who is clown Jesus?
And is clown satan a mime?

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

So, does that make God those Italian clowns?

I don't remember what they're called, but I would assume that's what he would be in this analogy.

Burning clown car instead of a bush? Works for me.

Spoiler: Do you mean a Harlequin?

[https://imageshack.com/i/0riirmp]

Now how could you forget that. ;p

Spoiler: :( Now she's sad...

[https://imageshack.com/i/5mpfsij]

Yes! That's the name I was trying to think of.

And to be completely fair, I had just barely woken up and was having my first cup of coffee. >.>

I think God would look lovely in that garb, minus the knives of course.

:0 But without the knives, how will the clown God carve out the universe?

Don't feel too bad by the way.
Everyone forgets stuff now and then.

Holy clown magic?

I'm sure clown God can do wonders from his mask and holy clown staff as the harlequin God. Maybe he can give it to clown Moses to let his people go and create his own carnival.

It's all up to clown God at this point.

Well, that leaves us with just two more important questions.

What/who is clown Jesus?
And is clown satan a mime?

Clearly clown Jesus would be a Pierrot and clown satan would be a contra-auguste clown.

It's the only thing I can think of, and I had to look up clown types to get an idea of what that all means.

I don't know what I'm doing with my life anymore.

 

[Imp_Emissary]

So, does that make God those Italian clowns?

I don't remember what they're called, but I would assume that's what he would be in this analogy.

Burning clown car instead of a bush? Works for me.

Spoiler: Do you mean a Harlequin?

[https://imageshack.com/i/0riirmp]

Now how could you forget that. ;p

Spoiler: :( Now she's sad...

[https://imageshack.com/i/5mpfsij]

Yes! That's the name I was trying to think of.

And to be completely fair, I had just barely woken up and was having my first cup of coffee. >.>

I think God would look lovely in that garb, minus the knives of course.

:0 But without the knives, how will the clown God carve out the universe?

Don't feel too bad by the way.
Everyone forgets stuff now and then.

Holy clown magic?

I'm sure clown God can do wonders from his mask and holy clown staff as the harlequin God. Maybe he can give it to clown Moses to let his people go and create his own carnival.

It's all up to clown God at this point.

Well, that leaves us with just two more important questions.

What/who is clown Jesus?
And is clown satan a mime?

Clearly clown Jesus would be a Pierrot and clown satan would be a contra-auguste clown.

It's the only thing I can think of, and I had to look up clown types to get an idea of what that all means.

I don't know what I'm doing with my life anymore.

True. We both have probably spent too much time onto this, but now we have the whole thing fleshed out. So now, we can say we are done.

At least until the next time we talk about something wired. ;p

"Time you spent having fun, is never wasted time."