George R.R. Martin Uses WordStar 4.0 DOS To Kill Game of Thrones Characters

John Keefer

Devilish Rogue
Aug 12, 2013
630
0
0
George R.R. Martin Uses WordStar 4.0 DOS To Kill Game of Thrones Characters


You know those huge novels that George R.R. Martin writes? He does it on a computer almost as medieval as the characters he is constantly murdering.

The massive tomes that author George R.R. Martin creates to tell the story of Westeros and the various families in Game of Thrones obviously takes a lot of time. But unlike many authors who prefer modern technology for spellcheck, grammar help, filing and email, Martin prefers things old-fashioned, like one step above a typewriter old-fashioned.

In talking to Conan O'Brien on Conan, Martin said he has a computer to do his taxes, browse the Internet and read email, but for writing he has a "secret weapon" to avoid computer viruses that could destroy all his work.

"It is a DOS machine, not connected to the Internet. You remember DOS, right?" he said. "I use WordStar 4.0 as my word processing system."

Martin explained that newer programs frustrate him. "I don't want any help. I hate some of these modern systems where you type a lower case letter and it becomes a capital. I don't want a capital. If I had wanted a capital, I would have typed a capital." He also has issues with spellcheck, which of course led to a slightly different rant.

So the next time you pick up any of the Game of Thrones books, remember that any odd spellings or apparent stray capital letters you see are just the way George R.R. Martin wanted it.

Source: Team Coco [http://www.teamcoco.com]





Permalink
 

Zhukov

The Laughing Arsehole
Dec 29, 2009
13,769
5
43
So that's what he looks like.

Huh.

He looks like a lighthouse keeper. Or possibly a tugboat captain.

...

Please tell me I'm not the only one seeing this.
 

Quantupus

New member
Apr 15, 2009
73
0
0
Zhukov said:
So that's what he looks like.

Huh.

He looks like a lighthouse keeper. Or possibly a tugboat captain.

...

Please tell me I'm not the only one seeing this.
Well... I certainly can't un-see it now.
 

Sealpower

New member
Jun 7, 2010
172
0
0
So, now it's a question of who'll kick the bucket first, the author or his computer?


Slightly insensitive comment aside, while it's a good idea to keep your work safe from viruses and whatnot it might not be the smartest idea to keep it all on antiquated hardware that might fail catastrophically in hundreds of ways.
 

ron1n

New member
Jan 28, 2013
401
0
0
Sealpower said:
Slightly insensitive comment aside, while it's a good idea to keep your work safe from viruses and whatnot it might not be the smartest idea to keep it all on antiquated hardware that might fail catastrophically in hundreds of ways.
That's what floppy disk backups are for =P


Seriously though, someone should probably have explained to him that you can turn all the spell-check and auto correct functions off...
 

Sight Unseen

The North Remembers
Nov 18, 2009
1,064
0
0
Sealpower said:
So, now it's a question of who'll kick the bucket first, the author or his computer?


Slightly insensitive comment aside, while it's a good idea to keep your work safe from viruses and whatnot it might not be the smartest idea to keep it all on antiquated hardware that might fail catastrophically in hundreds of ways.
Don't worry- he has it all backed up on floppy disks :D

EDIT: Damn, Ninja'd
 

Parasondox

New member
Jun 15, 2013
3,229
0
0
Sight Unseen said:
Sealpower said:
So, now it's a question of who'll kick the bucket first, the author or his computer?


Slightly insensitive comment aside, while it's a good idea to keep your work safe from viruses and whatnot it might not be the smartest idea to keep it all on antiquated hardware that might fail catastrophically in hundreds of ways.
Don't worry- he has it all backed up on floppy disks :D
"Wiener wiener wiener wiener..." Damn you Sight Unseen!! lol cool name by the way.
 

Johnny Novgorod

Bebop Man
Legacy
Feb 9, 2012
18,931
3,488
118
As someone who once tried writing fantasy fiction I have to agree: the red squiggly lines under made-up names can become very, very annoying.
 

Sight Unseen

The North Remembers
Nov 18, 2009
1,064
0
0
Johnny Novgorod said:
As someone who once tried writing fantasy fiction I have to agree: the red squiggly lines under made-up names can become very, very annoying.
Right Click -> Add to Dictionary. Done! :D

Paradox SuXcess said:
Sight Unseen said:
Sealpower said:
So, now it's a question of who'll kick the bucket first, the author or his computer?


Slightly insensitive comment aside, while it's a good idea to keep your work safe from viruses and whatnot it might not be the smartest idea to keep it all on antiquated hardware that might fail catastrophically in hundreds of ways.
Don't worry- he has it all backed up on floppy disks :D
"Wiener wiener wiener wiener..." Damn you Sight Unseen!! lol cool name by the way.
Thanks :D


here you are :D
 

RA92

New member
Jan 1, 2011
3,079
0
0
ron1n said:
That's what floppy disk backups are for =P
Y'know who else still uses floppies? 8-inch floppies from the 70's, at that? The US military, to launch nukes from their silos.

http://www.theverge.com/2014/4/28/5660614/nuclear-control-center-behind-the-scenes-video

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--gmCT7z4E--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/feu8ttnuqjunwtrdje3s.png

Mock the floppy at your own discretion. =P
 

omega 616

Elite Member
May 1, 2009
5,883
1
43
Zhukov said:
So that's what he looks like.

Huh.

He looks like a lighthouse keeper. Or possibly a tugboat captain.

...

Please tell me I'm not the only one seeing this.
To be honest, I clicked this link to say the exact same thing!

He looks like he should be on one of those fishing shows, like trawler men. Always wearing that little hat and a big gruff beard.

THe last job I would have guessed for him, would have been author.
 

Johnny Novgorod

Bebop Man
Legacy
Feb 9, 2012
18,931
3,488
118
Sight Unseen said:
Johnny Novgorod said:
As someone who once tried writing fantasy fiction I have to agree: the red squiggly lines under made-up names can become very, very annoying.
Right Click -> Add to Dictionary. Done! :D
I used to do that but after a while I realized what if I didn't like the words I had made up? I ended up adding five variations for every word I coined, which just felt wrong :p
 

Soviet Heavy

New member
Jan 22, 2010
12,218
0
0
Zhukov said:
So that's what he looks like.

Huh.

He looks like a lighthouse keeper. Or possibly a tugboat captain.

...

Please tell me I'm not the only one seeing this.
I thought there was a rumor going around that his retirement plan was to become a sailor. Makes sense.
 

Vie

New member
Nov 18, 2009
932
0
0
Huh, weird. I actually do something similar to that when I'm writing, not quite as extreme as Mr Martin thankfully!

Wrote my first novel attempt on an old iMac I'd salvaged and brought back to life, on the principle that it was too old for me to distract myself with games or youtube. Worked out quite well.

A later one I fancied a challenge, and did a nano on one of these:


My fingers hurt for quite a while after that, but I did it.

Wonder if he's ever tried any of the software that's actually aimed at writers that's available for modern machines though? There's some great ones out there that minimise the interface as much as possible to encourage you to ignore errors and just keep on writing without distraction.
 

Tiamat666

Level 80 Legendary Postlord
Dec 4, 2007
1,012
0
0
I can totally relate with that. I hate word processors like MS Word with a passion. I don't understand how office workers can stand to work with such frustrating software. Whenever I need a text document I use a plain old ASCII txt files. They don't constantly mess around with what I want to do or what I'm typing.

On the other hand, maybe somebody should have tought him LaTeX, but I guess he can pay people to do the formatting for him by now.
 

Barbas

ExQQxv1D1ns
Oct 28, 2013
33,804
0
0
Zhukov said:
I can imagine a man with a similar hat bundling sodden soldiers from the surf onto a Little Ship deck at the evacuation at Dunkirk, manning a troop-laden barge under bombardment across the Volga to Stalingrad, or maybe even leading a partisan band in an ambushing of an occupation convoy with Sten in hand...but yeah, I 'unno, the lighthouse one works pretty well, too. At least you're not the one over-thinking it. :/

That hat [http://ig.hl-inside.ru/the-lost-coast/images/hl2.ru-lostcoast-07.jpg]'s had a lot of history under it.

Soviet Heavy said:
I thought there was a rumor going around that his retirement plan was to become a sailor. Makes sense.
In a few short years, that man may be the next spokesman for Fisherman's Friend.
 

J Tyran

New member
Dec 15, 2011
2,407
0
0
Sealpower said:
while it's a good idea to keep your work safe from viruses and whatnot it might not be the smartest idea to keep it all on antiquated hardware that might fail catastrophically in hundreds of ways.
In my experience with old computers is that if they are not dead by now they are probably going to run forever if they are looked after because after several decades of running anything that was going to break would have broken, consumable and wearable parts aside of course.
 

Sealpower

New member
Jun 7, 2010
172
0
0
J Tyran said:
In my experience with old computers is that if they are not dead by now they are probably going to run forever if they are looked after because after several decades of running anything that was going to break would have broken, consumable and wearable parts aside of course.
Fair enough, but still, nothing lasts forever. Mechanical hard drives will wear out with time or, like all mechanical systems (especially rotating ones) subjected to intermittent loads, suffer fatigue.