Project Spark Trailer Reveals Conker's Return

[Mike Hoffman]

Project Spark Trailer Reveals Conker's Return

Conker the Squirrel decides he'll have to make his own game in Project Spark.

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[Johnson McGee]

Hey everyone, make your own game with Conker! Because God knows we're not going to! TROLOLOLOLOLOL.

 

[momijirabbit]

Microsoft showed Rare the light of day and while they were distracted, they ripped off one of Rare's limbs before locking them up again.
GG Microsoft.

 

[Roofstone]

Cute. A bit cheesy, but cute. Kinda like Disney Infinity, just more badass.

 

[Skeleon]

Yaaay, Skunny is back! Loved the music.
Huh? What's a Conker? Sounds like an infected boil or something. Guess I missed out on that.

 

[major_chaos]

That was cruel Escapist. Your headline made me think we were actually getting a new conker game, not a totally insignificant gust appearance in a game I don't care about. All well, back to not caring about games by microsoft.

 

[Thunderous Cacophony]

Huh? What's a Conker? Sounds like an infected boil or something. Guess I missed out on that.

Then read up, comrade. Conker's Bad Fur Day was one of the most well-received titles on the N64, and probably still ranks up there in Top 10 Console Games lists. The humour was toilet-based, the violence was ridiculous, and they really did not go in for subtlety. Still, the satire was sharp when present, it was a great deal of fun, and it was emphatically not for kids.

OT: Not exactly thrilling. A new standalone Conker game would be great, but having some weird-voiced version of him in one level of another game (or as an asset to be dropped into player-created levels)?

 

[Insideout Ink Demon]

shame, i enjoyed Conker's Bad Fur Day.
i feel the CGI scenes are a little misleading as to what the game play will be

 

[RedBackDragon]

Wooo a new conker game *flails* wait... no hang on its just microsoft horrifically tearing up rare like a pitbull with a steak whats new ?

That was cruel Escapist. Your headline made me think we were actually getting a new conker game, not a totally insignificant gust appearance in a game I don't care about. All well, back to not caring about games by microsoft.

allso that , you never seem to know whether you are getting a strawberry or a dogturd with articles lately because of ones with titles like this one had.

 

[RedBackDragon]

emphatically not for kids.

hi *waves* my mom dident play video games so she bought me conkers bfd as a birthday present when i was a kid because of the cartooney happy looking cover of the game , safe to say she has never bought me another game ever again but by the time they knew i had allready finished the game so they let me keep it .

 

[zombiejoe]

Now this is just mean. Really? After all these years, Rare's telling the fans to make their own game?

Well let's just say I better be able to have characters taking shits on screen and pissing on each other, because if Project Spark doesn't allow that, they're just giving us a squirrel skin to play with.
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[JayDeth]

I like JonTron's response to this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t_Co0gfj18